- that sucks. - Said the Lord God of heaven and earth.
however, took advantage of the commercial break to meditate, tormented by his own intentions, waiting for the devil that he would not welcomed as the prodigal son, but as a counselor for the most delicate decision.
tempted to take a swig from the bottle but found that it was empty. leaned over the chair on the floor of creation only took over a stretch of miserable death bottles, leaned on the other side but earned the same bleak scenario and came on the back of the chair.
- Abraham! - Called.
no answer from the depths of eternal life. no voice. only advertising on television.
- Abraham!
nothing.
- I go there I'll have to take the beer. - Judge Lord sadly.
The refrigerator of eternal life could hold the whole Noah's ark, but when the Lord opened, that was drained of every good God
had told Peter to go shopping. had told her three times.
beer of the Lord, the God of heaven and earth, had 40 different specialty malts and an alcohol content of ninety percent. was not produced on the upper floors by cherubs and collegiate drunk, but little demons in hell, into the elements of matter, where it was used to free the souls from the toilet plumbing plumbers too expensive. had only one flaw: ended too quickly.
God watched the endless desolation the refrigerator as if waiting for a miracle when someone rang the bell of the Kingdom of Heaven.
was not necessary telekinesis, thought the Lord Lucifer, the King of the Underworld, was a big piece of shit but on-time was always a big one.
there was no time to lose. the Last Judgement was coming to an end and the beer was over. the Lord went to open the electronic gate of the Kingdom of Heaven, and waited impatiently for the Devil came to the floor, following his ascent of the lift from the street light of eternal life.
Ground Floor: First Circle of Life Eternal Acceptance.
the last time the King of Heaven had invited the Devil to his house, that had appeared in the guise of a beautiful blonde in a red dress, stiletto heels and lots of legs. was a beautiful evening.
First Floor: Second Circle of Eternal Life, Human Resources.
you, so many legs and ass, she thought the Lord in his infinite reminiscence. that wonderful woman had brought with him the precious beer in hell, had got drunk as fuck and in the end they decided to take out the dinosaurs because they were too bulky.
Second Floor: Third circle of Eternal Life, Information Systems.
you, so much ass and tits. maybe this time her hair is light-skinned blacks and the way I like it. blonde but like the last time that's okay. The important thing is to have brought the beer.
Third Floor: Fourth Circle of Eternal Life, Administration and Finance.
garter Satan was coming. God gave him a belt system to the dress, combed her hair back and stretched out her eyebrows with her fingers.
Attic: Last circle of Eternal Life, the house of God
the lift of eternal life could only be scarrozza all the souls in hell tourist trip to paradise, but inside there was no sign of Satan, or of any attractive woman. the elevator seemed empty the refrigerator. Then the Lord looked down and saw a child, a child with red hair and mischievous eyes next to a big box of good beer in Hell.
the red-haired boy ran to him as a loving grandson, but rather than embrace it gave him a kick on the ball and ran to the apartment by breaking the knickknacks of living and making a great noise.
the worst manifestation of the Devil was one of the naughty child.
the little Satan dropped his shorts to his ankles, he sat on his heels and began to strive to do a poo on the carpet, his face all red like the hair and the smoke was pouring from his ears.
the eternal life of the carpet was woven with gold thread and silk from the souls who became blind and donated to the Lord on the occasion of the inauguration of Eternal Life, he had no time, and do not wash enough the entire treasure of the Vatican. Divine Providence that takes baby Satan before any other inconvenience, dressed him and laid it gently on the chair in front of the chair, but baby Satan, he could take a shit in my pants.
in all creation and spread an unbearable smell of shit child.
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