Thursday, April 30, 2009

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And now these three things last ...

1 Corinthians 13

1 If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am a sounding brass or a tinkling cymbal.
2 If I have the gift of prophecy and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and I have all faith so as to remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing.
3 If I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not charity, I would benefit all.
4 Love is patient, is kind, love does not envy, love does not boast, it is not inflated,
5 does not behave so unseemly, seeketh not her own interest, not s'inasprisce no charges evil
6 does not rejoice, but rejoices with the truth;
7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes all things, endures all things.
8 Love never fails. The prophecies will be abolished, or tongues shall cease, and knowledge will be abolished;
9 because we know in part and prophesy in part;
10 but when the perfect is come, that is only in part, will be abolished.
11 As a child I spake as a child, I thought as a child, I reasoned like a child, but when I became a man, I put childish things.
12 For now we see through a glass, darkly, but then face to face: now I know in part, but then I shall know fully, even as I was fully known.
13 And now these three things last: faith, hope, love, but the greatest of these is love.

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Be True ...

... because of the faithful is the One who made the promises. (Hebrews 10:23)

Yes dear readers, this is what the Lord asks each of us: fidelity.
In every age God relates to the faithful, in other words to those who at the cost of anything not deny His Holy Name, to those who continue to seek His face and especially to do His Will.

I n recent times, the grace of God the believer's faith is put to the test: the disappointments, betrayal, sorrow ... and all that strange world offers, trying to confuse many believed in the Lord, to discourage them and get them to abandon the right ways of the Lord. A state of confusion mixed with anger and resentment at times, trying to lose rationality in assessing and addressing certain situations, which is why we are exhorted by the Word of God to pray at all times ... so we do not fall into temptation. (Luke 22:40)

Be Faithful is the Lord's command! "... Be faithful until death, and I'll give you the crown of life." (Revelation 2:10) And what we do! real brothers? Remain loyal, obedient and try not mind.

We look at Jesus, look at the hard wood of the cross and we will find the strength to continue the journey.

Courage! We know that ultimately awaits us eternal life in the glory of our Lord, prepared for the children of God who remain faithful to the Word of God
face every situation with the dignity that distinguishes the children of God, we remain firm on the Word and not to our beliefs personal, we are careful, behaving in such a way as not to fall from the grace of God "making sure that no well be deprived of the grace of God ..." (Hebrews 12:15)

The psalmist wrote: "I chosen the path of fidelity, I have placed before the eyes of your judgments. "(Psalm 119:30)
trust in the Lord at all times, benediciamolo (Psalm 34:1) and He will not forget about us, do not abandon us; his eyes will be on us to continually guard against evil, and his hands will guide us on the path to the end.

"Up to your old age I will be the same, until the Your gray hairs I will carry you, I have made, and I will argue, yes, I will bring you and save you. "(Isaiah 46:4) It 's the promise of our Lord.

God help us and bless us!


Giuseppe Puccio

Thursday, April 16, 2009

My Son Has Nose Bleed Everyday In The Morning

the news

I do not follow the news.
every time I try, my father covered the news. just part of a service, start commenting. few seconds and deluged with criticism. is stronger than him.
my news is a bald man chiattoncello. and bears the same surname.

I tried to read the newspapers.
everyone says The republic sucks, because it is a party.
"ahhaha laws The republic ? Not understand anything, it is Berlusconi."
the morning sucks. The newspaper sucks. The courier evening sucks. are all of Berlusconi.
ahhaha poor that you read them.

not read newspapers, I'm biased.
not watch the news, I'm biased.

now I trust only my personal family news.
well, at least my father is not Berlusconi.

the other night I could hear a couple of news, because my father never speaks with his mouth full.

stole 500kg of gold, worth about 10 million euro. € 20 per gram. less of cocaine.

Gold costs less than cocaine.
not buy the white gold, put us LADDROGA . as in Sgorbions.


a boy was rejected by the army not suitable for testing psycho. I do not want to dwell: it is ricchione. to a bureaucratic error could not get my license for 8 years.

Never write tests PIAC M 'O Fuck.


I ate meatballs IKEA. the infamous IKEA meatballs. the mythical IKEA meatballs.
say they are a bit too aromatic.
AROMATIC? Ray's bream a rare onion.
rare.
with my breath a bit too aromatic could draw an army, or at least turn it into an army of ricchioni. you think? thousands of queers without a license.

Before going out with a Swedish IKEA often ask her if it goes.

The other day I went to the farm.
even parked the car and already I have to shit. mark their territory. place the flag and wave like the astronauts.
there is a bathroom near the soccer field. I do not want to dwell: plof .
pity that there is no water.
I feel lost. a bit like if I was thrown naked into the middle of the gay pride parade. a crowd of ex-soldiers to whom I have ruined my career. are not marching to demand their rights, but because they are on foot. they no longer have the license. all my fault and bureaucracy. but I'll fuck the red tape!? that I am naked.
that anxiety.
already imagine the news of my life announces "vomerese young naked .." when it is interrupted by my father.
damn fucking Swedish meatballs.
but back to the shit.
the problem is that in Italy is built wrong. cities crumble and I'm left in a toilet without flushing.
what to do?
and oh well. I leave everything as it is and I go, with a disregard, not all Italian.

Before you hunt, make sure it works the toilet.

at the table lights up a debate Mc Donald's vs. Burger King. ie .. I mean. there is also no comparison.
someone dares to say that the sandwich by Burger King sucks because if it falls apart.
perhaps only here. Perhaps only in Italy. because Italy is also poorly constructed double whopper with bacon and cheese. sandwiches lose pieces, cities crumble and I'm left in a toilet without flushing.
on crisps at least there was no story. Patana
the Burger King is like that of a Swedish woman of 20 years, those who take on Facebook. But those who do not eat meatballs. Patana
the McDonald's is like that of my grandmother: a Pellecchia.
God, I'll never go more in a fast food restaurant.

not compare the food to the genitals of your grandmother.

had in mind an end with a bang, the kind that only the great writers.
rather leave you alone for the most beautiful, with a disregard, not all Italian.
I'm sorry, but I have to run to the bathroom. shit. mark their territory. place the flag and wave like the astronauts.
hoping that it works the toilet.
had in mind an end with a bang, not a bang in the ass.
damn fucking Swedish meatballs.

wonder if IKEA is Berlusconi.

Friday, April 10, 2009

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Propane



burgundy.
is the color of the scar that I find myself on the left knee. what remains of the operation that he stole the last two months of life. the souvenirs of a holiday in the country of inflammation and curses.
maybe not burgundy, but I like the French.
I like to see the scar as the signing of a framework. the picture of my surgeon. his brushes are scalpels, drills and various Ferretti.
I like to imagine my surgeon with a cap style street artist in Paris. horizontal striped t-shirt, a little panzella.
and mustache.
I like to imagine him working with a baguette under his arm.
and another in the ass.

ice.
every ten minutes so I put myself on the scar, is always good. and then I do not keep shit to do. I'm going to take the bag from the freezer. rests on a glass paper, in order to take the curved shape of the knee. this is a thought of my father, of course.
but I do not want to talk about my father.
my father has several fixations. is picky and almost mental illness. to suck a lot of things. is a manic cleaning. indeed, it is just a maniac.
office put a fine double rope between him and the rest of my colleagues, not to be touched. once put a lemon in the ass to a chicken and laughed. has made so many that my mother always told me "please take note: you must write a book!" .
course I've never done.
I have the bad habit not to listen to anyone. if not, now I would be already working on some kind of project in some kind of remote place in northern Italy.
if I took some simple notes, it would come out a masterpiece and I would be filthy rich. it is useless to be able to write notes and just enough. it is he who is already pretty funny. makes me laugh even to cartoons. and does not do it on purpose. never does it on purpose.

could be years to tell absurd stories.
but I do not want to talk about my father.

we are in the hospital, just hours before the operation.
my father picks up the remote and the TV goes to the bathroom. I feel a very strong sound of water. after a couple of minutes out and start zapping. the remote control does not work. removes the shield of rubber, those that protect against drops and squirts a lot of water.
HAS WASHED THE REMOTE CONTROL.
shakin 'and strike out to look, when it enters the nun.
"does not work the remote control?"
"oh no .. it is wet."
"wet? But was out on the balcony?"
"no, in the drawer. BAH. Maybe if you have a hair dryer .."
BAH.
the nun goes away and I laugh, but laugh much. are now resigned.
after five minutes, the remote seems to work.
"less evil" , says Dad, "otherwise it brought a new one and had to detect."
but I do not want to talk about my father.

I always end up talking about him.
Berlusconi has an effect on me: good or bad, I talk about it forever.
only that Dad does not do it on purpose. never does it on purpose.
but I do not want to talk about my father.

me taste a piece of bread with Rio Sea Food, one of those supermarket products full of crap that they only hurt. But it's good.
sounds the alarm that I had forgotten to remove. I was too busy talking to my father.
I have the phone in his pocket. I suddenly vibrates a ball.
I shit down. and is not a manner of speaking.
go to the bathroom as a kind of walking crab and laugh. I shit on me.
step by step, minus a couple of jastemme against the bedroom door of my father.
but I do not want to talk about my father.

I decided to write a book about him, it's never too late.
PROPANE call him for no reason.
will laugh. will do much laughing.
well to cartoons.


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I like

I like to smoke outside on the balcony.

my balcony is full of weeds. I have a basil plant and a mint: basil from city to city mint.
my balcony has views. I see a building, the roof, TV antennas, a glimpse of Camaldoli.
what the fuck do I live in Naples if I do not see the sea?
I have a Lucky Strike on Saturday night. is wrong. when you have a cigarette is always wrong to turn the idiot who says "how Gighen hihihi Lupin's friend", with that proud smile. as if only he had been thinking.
There are jokes that make everyone, but everyone thinks he invented them, you have the copyright. "I made up myself" is one of the most popular phrases in the world after Coca-Cola and "MAMMT.
the truth is that we live in a world of copyright.

I turned my crank Lucky Strike from the city, as Gighen. I gave my life with new lighter with cats. I was at home with this lighter kittens, horrible. I do not know where it is popped, but I know that I hate cats. I do not know where it is popped, but I do not want the womanizer. I'm just a drunk who attend people with no sense of aesthetics and good taste.
I like to share a cigarette with the wind. eventually going down, eighth floor, not caring nothing, hoping to hit a bald man who is to go there by accident.

once I was in Amalfi, hosted by my cousin Cyrus. Cyrus is the king of the figures of shit, the guru of the anecdotes. we were on the dock with his friends, when Moses took down and spat right in the bald head of a man in his fifties. a child called "Moses" is a cruelty that is normal then ends up spitting in people's heads.
the bald raging came to us, really angry, his face colored heads. shouted "Who was that?". a dozen kids turned to my cousin for no reason, with a coordination that even synchronized swimming.
"HIM!"
Cyrus took a couple of slaps and began to whimper. "I'll shoot! I'll kill." the bald man walked away as if nothing had happened between the laughter of all.

I like to play with the clichés.
females are whores, men are bastards, the Chiattone are cute, babies are all beautiful.
that crap. and there are those who believe.
the truth is that we live in a world of platitudes and copyright.
"blacks are stupid and have a huge penis. Hihihi I made up myself!"
the truth is that all girls are whores, the bastards are all male and wearing clogs. and I have not invented it.
but the blacks have it really big.

I finished reading my first book Bukowski, Post Office.
I like how he writes.
I like his vulgarity, as well use it.
the truth is that you must use it well.
home in Naples, shit, money, cigarette butts from the eighth floor, the words. if you do not know how to use them are not worth anything.
believe to be very similar to him, except that knows how to write, like women and do not use that awful lighter with those cats shit.
maybe I like to think like him.
the truth is that we live in a world of models.
I can not write.
I can not conjugate verbs, always use the same terminology. say that I speak as I eat. like a pig.
but I like to believe that look like Bukowski.

I like to imagine him smoking outside my balcony.
I like to imagine him spitting in the bald head.

I like to imagine him playing with clichés.
definitely say something like "women are all beautiful, but they take it in your mouth."

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appointments


03/01/2009


life is made of regular appointments.


go out on Saturday night.

eat much on Sunday.
if you eat more, and not Sunday, you're on your grandmother.
Sunday and if you do not eat much, you're ricchione.

sport you do in odd-numbered days.

New Year to go to dance.

a carnival every joke that is.




recently Napoli never misses an appointment the week: delivering the three points.


Reja, poor man, has tried everything.

Gargano can not pass the ball, but according to Marino is a great director.
perhaps has forgotten that this is a football team and not "Christmas Caivano.

May can not stop.
Reja tried on Montervino band, with little success. Sunday should touch to a salad.

Denis does not know and do not stop scores ever, but problems are not an attacker.

Blasi is depressed: the disappointment has yet to dispose of the discovery of not being the wife of Totti.

Cannavaro?
wanted a teacher.

Datolo is not even got that already has been involved in a beating: they traded for those Zingariello battered the fuck you until you buy a rose.
what if we send them to fuck in front of the girl .. or tells you "you're stingy and racist" or "that gypsy vafancul of shit"
and discover that you are engaged to Calderoli.


no catastrophe.
no failure.
I think we expected too much from a team that still has many limitations.



many are angry because when the team was third in the standings would have to ride the crest of the wave on the wings of enthusiasm.

but sooner or later the excitement ends
wings are broken and only
dolphins remain afloat.


Napoli is not a dolphin.

Napoli is still a cow and a cow
on the crest of the wave sooner or later arricetta.



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Obama said he will withdraw troops from Iraq.

how?
soldiers who do not want to go marry a Chiattone.


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there is no war



the strike does not exist.
in the transport sector will be introduced VIRTUAL STRIKE.
strike but in practice you keep working.
you strike without a strike.

sex does not exist.
fuck you do not take more: now there's virtual sex.
a friend of mine once said, "I come back to the 23 that I have an appointment with a webcam."
you have sex without having sex.
sex does not exist, but the handful you.
the handful
is real and not talking about the next track that will lead to Afterhours Sanremo.

Santa Claus does not exist.
I read in school.

God does not exist.
I read on the buses.

the spoon does not exist.
enough to convince him ammosciare.

the pea does not exist.
enough to do a Chiattone ammosciare.

the Chiattone does not exist.
matryoshka is actually a female.


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Jews



Jews are stingy people, bearded scappellati.

For this reason, and were the favorites of God, because God is always right to the fucking dog, have always suffered. Or at least have always been a pose to have suffered.

Initially slaves were to save money. Celebrated the Passover with unleavened bread to save money and broke his teeth to save money. In reality they had no idea what it was Easter, but had no idea what was saving.

But one day he decided to free themselves from the Egyptians forced them to live in profile, the profile, and then walk with their arms in a zig zag profile. It forced them to spare.
was then that Moses built a robot capable of liberating them dressed in red and the open sea because the boat costs much.
From the fifth letter to Eros Ramazzotti Moses led them to the promised land.
From there they founded the state of Israel, based on noble values \u200b\u200bsuch as agriculture and conservation in their own language SPARAGNA. The first president was Abraham Lincoln Burrows, a man who in order to "SPARAGNA" killed his son Isaac Newton. I get two pelts of pubic hair and a lot of meat. Except for the thread.

One day God will punish the wounds because "SPARAGNA NOT 'ever made" and because they were always his favorite sacrificial victims.
Jews, lovers of victimization, were posing with friends.
see that God has made me Guà! I keep everything in his chest robbed!

Meanwhile became the richest people in the world even before the invention of money.


Then suddenly Jesus was born
The city was celebrating the birthday of the Nativity, where Jesus was born in fact had no idea what it was Christmas, but ate unleavened cake to save money. Jesus was born in the cold and frost, which is heated by the flatulence of an ox and a donkey. Carpenter father, mother, Madonna, famous singer of the time but decided to give birth without a key (like a virgin) and in a cave. In order to save. Meanwhile there were Aldo, Giovanni e Giacomo following a star as big as it cracked the mammeta Jesus gave came across The Sun, Heart and Love for good luck. And yet his leg.

Jesus was a myth. All treated him as a deity because he had never seen a jew blond with blue eyes.
also was a master of shadow puppetry.

guard 'guard' ... bread!
guard 'guard' ... fish!

then distributed free wine
take and drink from it.
drunk and everyone saw things and a multiplied muorto walking.
and all to do ooooooooooh as when at school it rains and all turn to the window as if raining cocks, nude or Swedish, or Swedish nude with cock.

Jews but were scapocchiati of mind and a little envious, a little to spare, took advantage of fair complexion and his love for kids to arrest him for "Michael Jackson", one of the most despicable of crimes' era.
No more bread. No more wine. No more Marcellino.
No more multiplications. No more muorto walking. No more "moonwalking on water.

Jesus gave it all away Caracciolo dragging with them a heavy cross, while all tamarri in the scooter will make fun of him.
ricchiòòòòò ricchiòòòòò

Sunday Jesus returned to life.
To exit from the tomb where he was buried, Jesus moved a huge boulder. A balloon.
So on Sunday to play football.


The resurrection was an unexpected historical value.
Since then, Jews had no idea what were the Easter and Christmas. Since then divided into two groups: those who believed that Jesus was really just a prophet but as a blonde and the other those who do not could more than unleavened bread and Passover that they wanted the kid with casatiello and Patane.

Both groups can be found on facebook.






Word of the Lord of friarielli.


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Antignano




I have bad memories of the marketplace of Antignano.

the mornings of June / July with my mother at the time of the primary.

hot indescribable old shit fetavano of old shit, not even a shoulder that concert Rage Against The Machine.
old shit fetavano Rage Against The Machine.

old shitty cars with trailers that even the squat squat.
tamarri trucks loaded with 125, the filter glass, rollers and all those things that my friends told me and I did not really understand the shit because I never had the scooter.
old shit tamarri loaded with 125 to Rage Against The Machine.

types of stalls shouting the patane liiiiiiiiiiiiir to 10 thousand! .

rows of Rattus with the pants unbuttoned, and a 10 thousand pounds in hand.


heat
the stench
pogo
sweat
old shit rigged sixties, skimming past ninety years
the Lunapop
Rage Against The Machine, who sang the Lunapop.


short, a crowd that deserves a description meaningless nonsense.




DOMINA But the market.
underpants generally do take me there.
sometimes even something else.

DOMINATES the market.
But when mom goes there alone.



is said that American soldiers go to the market to buy Antignano of the famous guns in the shape of a dog which invaded Iraq for the noble cause to cut off his mustache on Saddam Hussein.



Killing in the name of the old market of shit Antignano

said in a statement song by Rage Against The Machine, the soundtrack of the war in Iraq.





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Jim Morrison




Jim Morrison is famous worldwide for being one of the men that look like Val Kilmer in history.

There is an Oliver Stone movie ["The Doors"], in which Val Kilmer plays the door of a deli shop, those who have an annoying bell when you open the fucking shit badly.
A little to the look, a bit annoying for the sound of his voice when he was "drin blin plin," Val Kilmer is so often mistaken for Jim Morrison that people began to believe in the resurrection.

Jim Morrison is risen!

But then Jim Morrison was Jesus!

Watch as Jesus looks like Val Kilmer!

Val Kilmer, Jim Morrison and Jesus are the same!
Li called trinity. How
Bud Spencer.




People started to believe Jim Morrison and all that crap he wrote.


As a child I was told "You have to try everything in life. The Jim Morrison said."


And so when I saw Cyrus with a knife pointed at me I told him to kill me
Before you put a bit in the ass?


I never hated him so much and Doors Val Kilmer
especially after he told me that Cyrus
E 'was great, but the knife was used to slice the pie.



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good year




30/12/2008


Franco is a classic name from his uncle.
ZIO FRANCO. Sounds great.
All FRANCO call them "uncle". All the UNCLE call them "Franco".
This is one reason why I asked not to be an only child.

When Uncle Frank died of suffocation.
She went through the pipe while trying to put a track in a trick ass daughter.
Dad smoking a pipe and a man with strange ideas: Did not I ever told.

All this to say DO NOT SHOOT THE BARRELS that once Uncle Franco there remained.



is approaching the new year.

Finally your friends stop to say "what are you doing for New Years?" Finally
your friends begin to say "what you do to Easter?"


Approaching the famous temple of budgets.
What then always boils down to a matter of fucking and cracked.

If you close the year with her boyfriend, good year.
If you close the year by single year of shit.
If you close the year and considers it as a single positive, six ricchione.

Then there are the good intentions.
DO TOMORROW 10 EXAM DAY TOMORROW
MI fuck ANYONE
TOMORROW MI dieting
TOMORROW I no longer drink '.

Arrivals in June with five tests back, a belly and a lot of balls that are Yeye.
Without liver.

But as you sign up by September at the gym and everything is resolved.

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Christmas Crisis

12/24/2008


how nice Christmas.
christmas 2009 is upon us. native from tomorrow 2010 will be at the door.
Christmas is always at hand.
and then there's the crisis.
this year I only spent € 1500 gifts because there is a crisis

the crisis.
I picture her as an old smelly, like those of the coach, stationed outside the store.
NOT BUY, THERE 'CRISIS!
the crisis is out of the store. is upon us. is born.
this crisis then there is at least 3-4 years but nobody has noticed until the television said.
TOLD THE TELEVISION THAT'S 'THE CRISIS.


television said.



how nice Christmas.
atmosphere of love that reigns around.
love shopping. a mess of crazy.
people who dresses as a machine squat-squat and you throw the kitammuorti below, but with the love that reigns around.
people who buy buy buy buy, but with that smell around you breathe.
STINKS OF THE CRISIS.

beautiful that those who hate Christmas.
beautiful that those who say "Christmas is consumerism and Shit like that
and then they give the phone from 350 €.
beautiful that those who say every year "this year, not just feel the atmosphere of Christmas."

beautiful that those who did not make it into account that the eel is one thing that you eat.

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laddroga



In elementary school my mom fuck with her and Sgorbions
not accept the figures that you give out school!
LADDROGA there is!


In middle school my mom broke her cock and cigarettes
if you smoke cigarettes then you do the barrel and then LADDROGA!

In high school my mother fuck with her and cocktail
LADDROGA put us in and you miss it!



college my mother fuck with her and ecstasy.

He was always talking about the news.
16years girl died after taking ecstasy
and all the friends who were
was the first time he took LADDROGA

or die the first time or no risks.

every now and then there was also someone who
said she knew nothing, put in gliel'avranno glass

my mom was right !!!!!



I never understood the effect it does ecstasy.
At first I thought that it was to digest tablets Angels of Love.
One day however I have heard that can make you mongoloid, so I decided to try.
I went to the dealer I trust and I said give me two
Comp paste
That saw me in the face and gave me a packet with a baba with cream and puff pastry.
They were good, honest, but I have not felt anything.
Apart from a galloping diarrhea.


Then I discovered IBBAUSTELLE.
Charlie surfs how much stuff you faaaaaa emmedììì emmeààà

Thousands of kids with striped shirts, vans, colored hair, keffiyeh, bags shaped like a radio, a form of grants, crests, ridges, split, toasted (the golden), colored socks ..
all hopping and singing emmedììì emmeàààà

At that point I requested that I take drugs to please me IBBAUSTELLE.


Despite all thank them, because through IBBAUSTELLE I finally figured out the effect of ecstasy:

FEEL LIKE A OLD SHIT THAT MAKES SURF IN moccasins.







photos in the set of the video for 'Charlie fa surf'



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gym and Jesus



The men always cling to something.

They need a reason to believe in something

a light at the end of the tunnel.

The light of the third millennium and the gym.


THE GYM.
so anonymous, so moist, so fetid.
Chiattone Full of marble and girls, nerds and cool supersonic chronic.
Or are you a nerd, or you're on Baywatch.
There is no middle ground, there are no uncertain terms. The ancients said
in medio stat virtus .
There is no virtue.
The only means the end is my girlfriend, if only by height.

THE GYM.
Full of magic mirrors.
I pass by and hold your breath, try to hide the belly and they make you pose, even against your will.



The men always cling to something.

The anguish and the pain of living feeding the need to believe in a higher entity.
Religions are born that way.
Jesus is only a pretext. It would have been the same for him if there had been Commander of the Transformers.
The figure of Jesus the man saw HOPE.
The church was the temple of hope.


two thousand years have passed and have changed a lot of things.

Now the temple is the arena of hope. Now he says

in medio stat 'or rit ncul .


have changed a lot of things, but no man.
There is always something that upsets him. Anxiety, fear, lack of answers.
But there is still the light.


two thousand years have passed and the man has not changed. Suffice it to say

IN SEPTEMBER IN GYM I subscribe to feel better.



My life is shit.
I lost everything, girl friends
work but who cares, in September I enrolled at the gym!
:)



September. Only in September.
If you miss, it is spoken in the following year.

A bit like the diet on Monday.
Monday diet.
If you miss, it is spoken on the following Monday.

A bit like the study on Monday.



What in the end no one signs up as
anyone follows the principles of their religion but that
reasoning gives the strength to face the problems and move forward.

must live targets
said the inventor of the Canon SLR.


We live now according to the non-inclusion in the gym.




The men always cling to something.

Women, however, still cling to 'I'm fucking 8 ============= D

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tanned


Berlusconi defeated racism.

there are no blacks and whites.
there who is and who is not sunburned.



From now on, when children
say mamma mamma, a nigga!


mothers will not respond
negro, is tanned!

and repress the hatred already from an early age.




Michael Jackson does not work has been done
but has only stopped going to sea.





Berlusconi defeated racism.


events of this magnitude not seen since Jesus multiplied the 5 cents for the elevator.



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welcome Barack



I like to joke about blacks, but they are not racist.

I like to call them Negroes.
I like to make fun of the stereotypes about blacks.
I like to make fun of the racists.

I like the cracked.







05/11/2008

Today is a historic day for the history of man's history.

always been the American dream, excluding zizza Pamela Anderson, is to become the president the United States.
few years half the world wants to be black.

you remember 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'?
the writers, who all believed dead, have taken the plunge into politics
not long ago and wondered
Why not combine the two and create a black president?

Chocolate Man Do you remember?
Scientists around the world have been fascinated by its history and, after years of research, they found that black man to become a parent you must be black.

The writers of 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air' have done mate Lewis Hamilton and Piero Fassino, giving rise to Barack Obama.


from today Obama is THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. The


I offer my best wishes.


Acclaimed by thousands of voters into a frenzy, the new black president delighted the audience with a historical discussion of historically important historical scope.


We carry a statement in which Barack Obama talks about his life before entering politics and the rise of the ghetto to the White House .



This is the maxi-story of how my life changed
, upside down, upside down is over two feet
sitting here with you I'll talk to Willy
area of \u200b\u200bBel Air

playing basketball with friends are creche
I have made merry, wow fixing every minute
my tough days spun so
megatiro between a canister and a film by Spike Lee

Then my ball hit a bit 'higher up
went right on the head of those Vikings there
the harder you pack, gave me a top and my mother worried
said "Go to Bel Air 'I begged

averted but uncle wants me to go
she has packed up and says 'Go your own way "
after giving me a kiss and a ticket to go
with the stereo in my ears, I said" Here better drifting "

First Class, but it's a blast
orange juice in glasses Crystal
if this is the life that they do in Bel Air
for me is not that bad

I called a yellow cab with my whistle
tested as in Formula 1 I was gassed
a totally new life for me is exploding
full steam ahead take me to Bel Air

Oh waving of House, I already feel extremely rich
the life of me the first smell of old people
now look who's on track
Pudd'nhead Fresh Prince of Bel Air .

Pa Dog Abandonment Law

30 years for living shit



Today I will tell you the truest real truth sull'omocidio of Meredith Kercher.


Thanks to the success amateur porn 'Forza', in Perugia last year has become the ideal city to take drugs and fuck, then the most sought after destination for students from Italy and Europe.

Meredith is a British student (actually I have not the faintest idea, note) who traveled to Perugia for Erasmus.
dick and chocolate lover, make an announcement at the University
LOOKING FOR NEGRO. PURPOSE sincere friendship. So
know Rudy Guede, friends Bingo Bongo.
The two decide to make one of those feasts based spinels and spaccimma and invite random people, including Harry Potter and Amanda Knox.
The evening will feature 40 of the other Christians a more drugs that are smoked 200canne and then begin to do damage for no reason.

Meredith hunt all of you and remain, Bingo Bongo, Harry Potter and Amanda Knox.
latter is close to the home owner we
oh here keep dirt and puts a finger in his chest
where?? meets Meredith and Amanda
na fucks the knife on the neck and exclaims
INT A FESS 'E MAMMT AHAHHAHA
auks terrified screams Harry Potter
but Amaaaaaaaaaaaanda say what the fuck ?!??!
and make a fist for no particular reason, skim the bra that poor student who only wanted to fuck and have a couple of canes.

Meanwhile Bingo Bongo is from half an hour on the toilet to strive
uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhggggghhhhhhh
ghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ggggghuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

-plof-Strunz
a big shit nigga like him.
not find toilet paper and runs from the apartment, running all wrong and embarrassed.

The next day a call comes Rudy Guede
she is? must report to the police station
that poor dress in a flash and sling to the police station screaming every three four
damn Madonna because I pulled the drain!?!
when he meets Harry Potter and Amanda Knox.

Commissioner
ago yesterday there was the murder of Meredith Kercher, the slut. We found the prints of Miss Knox on a knife, the seed of Potter and a bra on Strunz shit as big as you, Mr Bingo Bongo.
have something to say?

then begin to grasp
'was the black guy '
'was Harry Potter!'
etc.
'was so!'
and the Commissioner decides to arrest and begin the process.

After one year you have Bingo Bongo, Amanda Knox and Harry Potter, in the meantime not to ruin his reputation as a magician for children has been done under the name calling Raffaele Tickling.
Moral of the story?
Bingo Bongo chose expedited and moved to take 30 years FOR crap.
Raffaele and Amanda took the house arrest and fled.

W ITALY

Harry Potter now lives in Brazil under an assumed name, is called SUPER SANTOS.

White Lump On Goldfish

pinocchio




A little everyone knows what is happening in Italy because of the Gelmini reform, although no one has the slightest idea of \u200b\u200bwhat the reform Gelmini.

A little protest against the teacher are all unique. Also because no one could explain how a single teacher to teach millions of children. Also because a teacher can not only be able to teach Italian grammar and the area of \u200b\u200bthe triangle. Too difficult.

A bit all occupied.
There are those who occupied the school, who has occupied the university, who has taken the streets, those who have occupied the phone, but nobody can ever occupy the unemployed.
delirium in the streets.
people doing outdoor lesson, people who protest, people who manifest, people who put the posters, people who are there to pass but posing as a protester, people who create unrest as a sign of protest, people who eat as a sign of protest, people who make the barrels as a sign of protest, people who play the slap of the soldier as a sign of protest, people who protest as a sign of protest.
I'm home to study as a sign of protest
or maybe just because I have to study.


As usual, no one has framed the problem:
Gelmini THERE IS PUT THE APRON!

That is why thousands of students have decided to invade Rome.
Today in Piazza Navona there was the classical lite COMMUNISTS AGAINST FASCISTS.
no peaceful demonstrations and worthy of the name without violent clashes between people or between people and showcases.
The Communists are wearing the keffiyeh, the flag of peace, the red scarf. The Communists have a beard and eat sandwiches with children inside.
The fascists have their clubs, are peeled and dressed in black. The fascists when they saw the group of black faceted ejaculate.
The windows mannequins wearing. In Piazza Navona
he has not understood a thing: have flown tables, Chiattone, dwarves, chairs, Canon SLR [a fotologger finding himself there by chance, ed] Jews in the dust.

Police as regulation begins to fuck 'bat Cecati' who has nothing to do, when a voice stands out in the chaos:

VATT HAVE A PINOCCHIO!


A tragedy for everyone, regardless of their political beliefs.
Pinocchio was taken to blows.


The only good thing is that you will stop talking about Carlo Giuliani
because let's face it .. we could not anymore.

Moving To Colorado Mountains

fwd:


oil fell to a dollar per barrel 60In
when not long ago was 140.

gasoline is unfortunate that the type 1 euro and 30
80centesimi instead of (or less).

and here I am reminded of the chain letters on petrol.
not go to the IT fails and thus lower prices
but please hiafehiafehi \u200b\u200b


and here I am reminded of the chain letters in general.


tell you a true story. Pippa and Pippa got to know blah blah

then and then and they love fucking blah.
send 456 emails or I'll do the blowjobs.

if so
die a virgin unless you decide to do the priest and sex children.


Hello, I am Alex and I have leukemia
tell you my true story.
disease physicians
blabla blablabla
this message if you spin the same die, but moves.

Hotmail Nobel Prize for medicine


msn will pay!
send an email to Jesus and save msn!

Jesus Nobel Prize for Literature
His autobiography still selling.



and here I can think of about 80 mails.

in the 80's we played with super santos.
in the 80's we watched bim bam bum.
intostavamo 80 years with 'big one'.
we were in the 80 years between 70 and 90 years.

and the usual idiot says THAT NOSTALGIA AND 'ALL TRUE!
comes two weeks after the same mail
perhaps with different words
and the usual stupid BUT UAH says' EVERYTHING IS TRUE! ABSURD .. Read it!


and here I am reminded of the e-mail to Holly and Benji.
mail us wanted to see the oval field
3km long hair that does not ever get wet
Sedinho ricchione
Roberto's coach Lenders drunk
Julian Ross, who has heart attacks at 12 years
Holly who trains pulling the rigors
Benji who trains by blocking the rigors
Byna who trains the trumpet negroni
Holly having sex with the ball
Benji saws, carefully.
and the usual stupid AHAHH It says' all true AHAHH
Holly e Benji Nobel Prize for physics


save the Negro who is stoned to death because it takes the pucchiacca so much!
La negra Nobel Pussy



I do a chain letter
location:
Run it
then one opens and out wrote:
A FESS 'And MAMMT AHHAHA




after years there are still those who believe this crap.



in doubt, however, I scratch.






Please forward this post to all your contacts msn

leukemia otherwise there is a fee.





in the picture: the chain of Andromeda.

Milena Velba Lingeria

the ruin of Italy


ignorance is the ruin of Italy.


is not possible that if I mention D'Annunzio, the first thing they say is that it was the
Bucchino alone when he was a great poet.

is not possible that if I mention Hitler, the first thing they say is that he killed 6 million Jews
when he was a great Monorchidism.
short bulb.


Internet is the bane of ignorance, which is the ruin of Italy.
all pretend to Professorin with google.



Italy is a bit like a Monorchidism that alone makes Bucchino
but not a poet.

Italy is the ruin of itself.

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lightsaber



PADRE PIO TAKES THE LASER SWORD


Liuk Skywalkertexasranger is the classic 80's dude. Biondo, a row of hand, has the power to transform into an ice-man's legs with licorice.
Liuk Skywalkertexasranger is the son of Chuck Norris.

The father is very strong, but so strong that have sites on the Internet is very strong. Over the years, Chuck takes the knowledge that your very strong, so he decides to dress up a metalhead, get a helmet on his head, to be called 'Chuck Beaver' and touch the bottoms of girls in the bus.

Liuk instead is a duffer, but so suck that have Internet sites on what is a duffer. In addition, the father has always humiliated and underestimated her infant whenever he opened his mouth, answered:
ricchiòòòòò

The blond decides to train himself by Padre Pio, because they told him many things good about him.
ghiàààààcciolo I am the man!
Teach me to do the very strong as my father.
And then I want to touch the female ass!

No response.
Padre Pio! Padre Pio! Why do not you answer? I am the man ghiàààcciolo
when it screams
I HOLD THE SWORD LAAAAAAAAASER
his weapon to shake and scream Liuk
zàààààààààààc zàààààààààààààààààààààààc
size and the pea .

Go Chuck Beaver and screams
you've had to cut the fish! ricchiòòòòòòòòòòòòò!
when you insert Padre Pio
I HOLD THE SWORD LAAAAAAAASEEEEEER zàààààààc zààààààààààààààààààc
and makes a M on his black coat.
Chuck Beaver is astonished
and M What is this?
Padre Pio replied laughing
MAMMT! AHHAH SEMP MAMMT! AHAHH
then disappears with his spaceship, to infinity and beyond.

followed half an hour film in which Padre Pio bothers the old, pricking their asses and screaming
I HOLD THE SWORD LAAAAAAAASEEEEEER zàààààààc zààààààààààààààààààc


One day the sword no longer works and Padre Pio trying to fix it, you pit both hands.
The galaxy then decided to name him a saint, but they do so holy sites on the Internet is holy.
E 'so holy that the name change in San Obi Kenobi.
E 'so holy that they make the statues on the street.
E 'so holy that dedicate a line of toys:
PADRE PIO LASER SWORD
PADRE PIO Spender
PADRE PIO OPEN HAND SAW
PADRE PIO FATT 'A BARB!



Finally Bruno Vespa invites him to 'Porta a Porta' heading for the famous interview to the saints.

- His holiness, we summarize his holy life in 4 words

I HOLD THE SWORD LAAAAAAAASEEEEEER
zàààààààc zààààààààààààààààààc Zààààààààààààààààààààààààc
and kills everyone.

Holy Word!
exclaims Bruno Vespa before his last breath.



They arrive on the battlefield Chuck and Lolly, the first with his coat marked 'M MAMMT', the latter dressed as a snowman.

I'm Chuck Norris, who is the strongest on the Internet. Who are you?

- ghiàààààààààcciolo I'm the man!

And why are you dressed like that?

- Why is the return of the Yeti!



breaks Padre Pio
I HOLD THE SWORD LAAAAAAAASEEEEEER
zàààààààc zààààààààààààààààààc Zààààààààààààààààààààààààc
and makes a R Liuk from the costume Snowman.

And this R that mean?
Liuk asks a stunned man a little ice, a bit of snow .

Ricchiòòòòòòòòòò
replied his father, that strong.



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the chronicles of Anagni



There are a magician, a thief, a goblin, an elf, a ghibellino, princess, ogre, a pig, a down, a pole and a Neapolitan.
The thief is not Naples, the Neapolitan is not a thief. Not for another is a fantasy tale.

The Neapolitan
the magician 'or ma' or ma t 'face' or play .. you see the roof of that building? if you give me a euro climb above us. if I can I'll take the €
The magician takes the Neapolitan put the euro on the ground and rises above us.
'or ma' or magician but you do tant quant Strunz

The Wizard goes on a rampage and sends Maradona to work with Inter.
The Neapolitan goes on a rampage and sends the magician to work with Maradona.
The Wizard goes on a rampage and sends the Neapolitan to work.
The Neapolitan is very angry and sends 10 friends in the house of the magician.
The Wizard goes on a rampage and do the magic: the 10 friends turn against the Neapolitan, who takes the bad.
The Neapolitan is everything BET blood in an alley, they pass the elf and the Ghibellines, the gay couple in the village.
oh my God what have they done?
- the magician got me beat, but the first slap I gave you!
want to take you home and take care of you? [wink wink]
- ooooooo ricchiòòòòòòòòòò
and run, soaring on a pig who was passing by-case basis. The scooters have yet to invent them.

After a few hours down the ogre to be the usual tour of the village, with its clumsy gait and scratched his ass.
- BUUUUUUURP! erupts the ogre
that trivial gesture! that sad moment!
exclaimed the princess, she trovatasi to go from there by chance.
FIET that 'a pest! Naples screams, soaring on the hog.
The ogre wants to wheelie on the princess.

Halfway through the journey of the discussion on rutton Dirty ogre, an image takes shape to the horizon: a horse. On a knight under Cicciolina.
Knight approaches, the horse intosta, Cicciolina enjoys the suppository.
Orc .. Orc .. 'Ogre God!
exclaims Cicciolina, who has run unbeaten in hunting down the horse.
Orc .. I come from far away to tell you that your zozzone maaaadreee
the ogre is like an ogre, when he passes the goblin, who teases him snickering
MAMMT AHHAH SEMP MAMMT AHHAH

While everyone is caught by surprise, the thief goes and steals all well zizza females without getting sgam.
Everyone thinks that was the Neapolitan and go looking.


The story ends with the Neapolitan while fleeing an angry mob chases him, m anganelli hand and Benny Hill soundtrack.













And down?
As long remained in a corner screaming
ANAAAAAAAAAAGNI .. AAAAAAGNAAAAGNIIIII .. GNAAAAAGNIIII


And the pole?
t'o NCUL KEY!
Naples screams, soaring on the hog.

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gay man's anatomy

Gay's Anatomy is an American television series
some porn
some romantic
a little ironic
some American
a little bit less of that.


EPISODE 1

Uruguayan midfielder Walter Gargano is one that looks like a dwarf.
decides to spend his summer vacation in that of Mykonos, the island of tamarri, the ricchioni and Sasa.
The latter's work on the cube is dancing with a dwarf at his side and support her head with a large penis people.
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=6PWG8fVt1J4
talking with his son:
what does your father do?
has a huge cock.


EPISODE 2

Uruguayan midfielder Walter Gargano is one that takes you into the anus.
A night at the 'fuck Paradiso' meets George Bracardi, 80's comedian famous for his brilliant satirical text, which few can understand.
talking with his son:
what does your father do?
rattàttàttàttà pr pr prrrrrrr
[ http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=8U8PBJ6W4Ts ]
Bracardi on vacation with its author, a monkey. His name is Coke, because if you slip the bolts in the ass .. after leaving so brand new that you can also eat them.
talking with his son:
what does your father do?
UH!
At a certain time, not knowing how to spend the time, the three decide to fuck.
Walter does not know it but the first rule of American TV series EVER INCHIAPPETTARSI A monkey, or getting caught by a virus. After 2min
well of unbridled sex, Uruguay and Coke are put on a table naked and Bracardi play 'find the differences'.


EPISODE 3

Uruguayan midfielder Walter Gargano is one that returns to Naples by plane. During the trip
pawing her ass hostess.
arrived at their destination, unaware of the evil that now runs in his body, teddy Montevideo back to his life of always eating peanuts.


EPISODE 4

Walter Gargano is a Uruguayan midfielder who if he does in his hand.
been months now that the monkey is masturbating dell'Urugay training and 'fix' the bottles of his companions.
The virus begins to spread. All staff of Naples
feel a slight tingling on the back seat. Lavezzi will start to wear makeup. Hamsik goes shopping with Reja. Cannavaro played with Barbies. Santacroce, Rinaudo and Contini are in training dressed as a cowboy and Indian policeman and humming 'uaaaaai ams are EIII'.


EPISODE 5

All the doctor.
I've never seen anything like it .. I guess you got the GAY!
That monkey was a carrier of GAY.
Homosexuality is no longer a choice. It is no longer a fad, as it was before. Being ricchione is a disease and it can contract with a disarming ease, even drinking from the same glass of a gay man.


EPISODE 6

the news begins to speak of an epidemic.

mom! I downloaded the ringtones of an Italian!
- ODDI TI PORT BY DOTTOREEEE
[few hours later]
lady I am very sorry, HIS SON TOOK THE GAY.
- NOOOOO

mom .. I want to be a dancer. I know that I took the Gay


EPISODE 7

Inauguration of the 'Gay Bacoli Hospital' Bacoli centers, and specialized in the care of Gay.
The primary is Flavio Briatore, the only human being immune to Gay.
talking with his son:
what does your father do?
BY THE GAY.


EPISODES 8-24

Because of the U.S. writers' strike, viewers will witness 17 points train between ricchioni.
wins human disease.
The whole world decides to become gay. Gay
syringes are in the market for only 5 €. The whole world
TOOK THE GAY.
Santacroce, Rinaudo Contini and drive the train humming 'uaaaaai ams are EIII'. Even Andrei
Affancool, star of CHOCOLATE MAN, you inject a syringe of Gay and join the party. Flavio Briatore
immunity are all females in the world.


Uruguayan midfielder Walter Gargano is one that has arricchiunito mankind.