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Trick or treat?

Mr. Larotula writes:

"My name is Gennaro Larotula

I am writing in regard to what happened last night.

Following his column I had already suspected that she had a screw out of place, but did not suspect she was completely crazy.

She'll be pleased to know that my son is still hospitalized in guarded prognosis.

my wife and I have already contacted a lawyer.

We'll hear from us soon. "

Dear Mr. Larotula

I will Spiece afer already be what happened last night.

His dear son bell rang you home my party and asked me ta ghost Trick or treat?

afer I told him that he afevo tolcetto but only a few pieces of tripe in tomato sauce puona much but he did not foluto.

Then he made bad joke: did you pee on a lot of my plants in Encephalartos brevifoliolatus giartino. Do you know how much they cost Encephalartos brevifoliolatus foi? Better if I say in my ear.

Committee afer I'll beat him so many ones that you can save Solti next year to buy your monster mask.

Greetings to you and your lady.

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testing of condoms

Jack's cock was twenty centimeters long. smoked two packs of cigarettes a day and worked as a test of condoms in a big multinational.

the national average was between the ages of fourteen and eighteen inches, but he had never given too many airs. For him, sex was overrated practice, a stupid job like any other.

nature has ripped off for good, thought Jack's cock, laid the erogenous zones on the glans penis for men and about eight cm in women pussy, and all that allowed the planet to turn on itself was the friction between these two bizarre areas of human anatomy. this friction was the cause, the engine of everything: the world wars, the mechanics of gravity, the swing of the bag, the fashion in vogue this year, the enamel on the nails of the feet, the alarm clock at six in the morning, the birthday gifts, birthdays, the ups and abdominals, overtime at the office, the bank account and of course the account of the cosmetic surgeon.

to fuck Jack did not care, he liked only one thing, watching television.

when young had married Marie of the vagina, a pussy hairy like many others, but that the Time and life had mercilessly gaping. ran a pharmacy in the center and had so many millions in the bank how many hairs on the mound. descended from a wealthy family, while Jack's cock had always been an asshole without a penny stuck in the balls, and even now he did the test, a figure in question for obvious reasons of respect, earned the minimum required to contribute modestly to family budget. but to keep him awake in the office squeezed balls from eight to twelve hours a day.

had married because they had made even his parents. love, to Jack's cock, was a four-letter words in a row one after another like hungry ants, such as the sacraments of the Catholic religion, and when he was in good spirits, as the floats of the carnival in Rio.

Jack's cock and cunt Marie had never had children. cock of the head of the hospital had attributed the cause sperm from Jack, too small and slow, unable to get to a voluminous ovarian drilling for Marie.

early was a blow to the pussy with Marie, who began to hate Jack's cock more than ever. then passed, as the years pass the river, and contented himself of his millions and his two trips abroad year.

to fuck Jack had never liked to travel: reservations, summary sheets of the hotel, walks in town centers, the postcards do not know who to send, expensive restaurants, though in the end always paid credit cards of Marie. he hated everything, but she could not stand him, that would be brought back the damn television in Tibet.

to return home after a hard day's work, red and big as a lobster, the only thing that would give him a little 'peace that box was made of sounds, colors and popular will, capable of go to sleep now and dream of large revolutions.

occasionally tried to get busy with his marital duties, he slipped inside his wife hysterical and asynchronous rhythm and his sperm were going around everywhere except where they should have.

a bad day, the multinational condom under the pressure of competition, he decided to move production in Africa to reduce labor costs, and to sacrifice some resources to make ends meet at the end of the year tax.

the African average was between 20 and 26 cm and Jack's cock was fired with two months notice.

for Marie's pussy was the straw that broke the camel's back. filed for divorce and went to Jamaica. held the house, garage and car. Jack touched only the fucking television, courtesy of his wife, so he had told the lawyer.

went to three packs of cigarettes a day and rented a second studio in the outskirts of the city. were the best years of his life.

then came the Judgement and even the balls of Jack found themselves face to face with the Lord Almighty.

- So, how did you get in life? - Asked the punishments of God

- I can not complain Lord, thank you.

- you have some complaint to make? something you think we could improve?

- I do not know Sir, - said the cock of Jack as he had been surprised by the request. - But now that I think, I never said some things.

- type? - Asked the divine punishments recovered a notebook from the drawer of the desk in heaven.

- for example, my Lord, why infants die?

The Penis thought for a bit 'up. - Well, for many reasons. may fall from the chair or choke with the bottle ...

- no sir, I did not mean in this sense ...

- forget it. here I know you're married twice divorced but have only one.

- yes my Lord, with Jack's hand we have never had any problems.

- marriage is a sacrament you know?

- you know, my Lord, I have made all the sacraments, even the holy anointing, I hope.

- how do you explain this failure in the eyes of God?

- see my Lord, Marie was a good vagina vagina, maybe a little 'stale, but just wanted to be as happy as everyone else.

- happiness? - Asked the divine punishments. - What a beautiful word. you've invented yourself? What is it?

Jack's cock was banned a few seconds, then resolved.

- for me, my Lord, when he was watching television.

- Television? - Said the Lord excitedly like a child. - I love television.

- but it should be?

- yes, where do you think you look at every single day since the beginning of time?

before the revelation of Jack's cock was greatly relieved, perhaps he had gained a lot of points, and relaxed on the back of the chair waiting for the eternal life.

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Dr. Lisa Santacroce lived alone in an attic in a hundred, a loft with wenge oak flooring, loft steel and plexiglass in the bedroom, fireplace modern, stone walls glass and a hundred meters of terrace. inside, a Barcelò matching the sofa in the shape of the mouth with the signature of Dali, located in front of a coffee table with the mark of Frank Gehry, on which rested a powerful vibrator with the face of Pablo Picasso.

all too expensive even for his stipend. she was born rich, the daughter of an admiral of the Regia Marina West, but with the other used conceal his fortune with style, grace and self-mockery.

while not forgetting the heterosexual exploration, preferred to surround himself with beautiful women, who loved to entertain with original literary dissertations preliminary sapphic love. however unwillingly bear the vigorous disquisition on the football championship, the coy looks and flatulence twilight of men.

barefoot and wearing only a black silk robe, went to the window and looked to the world that ferments mephitic several floors below. the clock on the wall marked almost midnight, his guest would arrive in minutes, so he opened the door of the window and turned the stereo on Gershwin's Summertime sung by Ella Fitzgerald.

- nice piece - a warm male voice said behind him. - Although I would have opted for something less poignant.

Dr. had recognized the voice of his guest and gave no signs of surprise.

- Hello Poe. - The cat sat on the marble-topped by the window with the door open. - Welcome back.

- I asked you not not use my real name with applicants. - Said the cat licking his genitals to unabashedly open paws.

- is an old practice, I always use mine.

- your choice, Lisa. You have your style, let me have mine.

- okay - she smiled, - I'm sorry. - You're thirsty? a bit 'of milk?

- best of bourbon on the rocks, please.

Lisa poured some whiskey in a bowl, we drowned two ice cubes and placed in front of Poe.

- how are you? - Asked the doctor sitting on the couch.

- is healed. - Said the cat, trying to curb the urge to jump on the delightful nakedness of her legs crossed. - Now he's always at home. he lost his job. he is crazy about Tom and Jerry. - Then paused, looking at her with malice. - You do not You're not fond of?

- do not be jealous, jealousy, dulls the brain.

- you dearly.

- am I responsible for his health. if the candidate dies or goes crazy I'll be forced to seek another and go to bed for six months before resuming the protocol.

- do not tell me, I hate change apartments all the time, apart from the removal of the testicles, that amuses me a lot.

- way, - she said retrieving balls from the freezer, the jar with change and resting on the desk of Frank Gehry. - You have these implants as early as possible, we're late.

- I do not think the problem is, that does not sleep all day.

Lisa lit a cigarette and licked at the Poe gave him some whiskey, eyeing his bare feet with impunity.

- some psychologists say that women see a projection of children in cats. - He said. - You know, the pleasure of keeping them in her arms, caressing them.

she looked at him sideways. he gave the other licking whiskey.

- others - continued - argue that cats represent the embodiment of their most solid ideals. both creatures are so free and independent, are able to establish strong bonds and love.

- we're trying Poe?

- but no, - he lied - I said just to talk. I know you prefer the kitten. - And to defuse the embarrassment he went to retrieve the can of frozen testes.

- And what's that?

- is Pablo, - she said, blowing a plume of smoke. - A birthday gift.

Poe came to the vibrator, stared at him with suspicion and gave him a annusatina hoping to steal something.

- they usually work after use.

- you found the G spot? - Poe asked trying to hide the envy in sarcasm.

- I do not seek, I find. - Said the vibrator and winked.

Poe stood, made less of the eyebrows for a while ', then returned to his whiskey and finished it.

- you want more? she asked.

- no thanks, I'd better go now, before I was thawing the testicles.

- I think so.

Lisa approached the cat and stroked his ears to the tip of the tail.

the cat purred, purred something, grabbed the jar with the canine and leaped off disappearing into the night.

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"Today" Time of Grace

Here we are again with you to announce the Gospel of Jesus Christ: The Word of God, the only powerful to save and liberate the sinner from snare of sin, religion and ignorance.
In recent times, the grace of God more than ever we need to approach the Lord through the Word, meditation and prayer, abstaining from sin and submitting ourselves to God in obedience and love.
There is a verse of the Word of God that comes before and make you want to share: "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life." (John 3:16) - What love God has for us, as to send His only son, and this sacrifice on the cross to save us and give us eternal life.
Thinking about the wonderful plan of God for our salvation, we should continually express our appreciation and gratitude ... but often involved in the things of this world, to our personality and our selves, we forget about Him and pray to him only when needed or only when we are in danger our life itself.
Today once again, the Lord Jesus Christ who died for us is being raised, turns to you for you to consider your position and how you're walking so you can catch up and run to Him
"He leads again a day "Today" saying in the Psalms, after a long time, as we said earlier: Today, if you hear his voice, harden not your hearts! "(Hebrews 4:7)
Dear reader, do not harden your heart, surely you heard about at other times of salvation in Christ Jesus "Today" Accept it, it is your own life, our very life, for salvation is for everyone without regard to personal ruin as yet and eternal punishment.
not too late, there is no sin that Jesus can not forgive, turn your life into His presence and He'll take you in His arms full of love, mercy and forgiveness.
This is the time of grace, of salvation, which you can get immediately invoked and accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Savior and following him only through His Word, the Bible.
God bless you and refreshments with you His forgiveness and His presence.

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said "Poe's dying, you keep it, I can not." he said "do not worry, he's only a week old."

a month after his shelter in my house, the cat had fully recovered, while I was sick of something that the doctor failed to diagnose. merely prescribe Zerimov drops, the same cat, so he became useless.

for comfort I was his grandmother, a block from my apartment. some words of comfort, maybe a warm cup of tea, but my grandmother had opted for the limoncello. his limoncello was famous because he saw the dark and when you pour the glasses began to tremble.

we ended up half a bottle.

- came just after good is it? - And she was paid.

- just Grandma, do not take it anymore. - I did and she opened the chocolate liqueur.

when I got up from his chair seemed to be in a particle accelerator. an atom on the floor and smashed into it I found Mino Reitano.

- what the hell are you doing there?

- What are you doing there.

tried to escape, I had the door when my grandmother kept me water balloon of sambuca. guadagnai then exit.

when we got home I slipped the key into the lock, usually had to play around 'before you unlock it, but the door opened by itself from within. I opened wide the Poe sculettare and saw the entrance door to the kitchen as if the door had opened it, but maybe I was just drunk and sick.

I closed in and threw away the key from the balcony, where I would still want to come out. I went into the dining room to turn the water heater, crushed the switch and that broke me in the face without scruples. New Year's Eve for a moment was in my house.

if the objects in pain at times breaking things.

Poe in the meantime had taken over the sofa, he sat slumped in front of the TV without worrying about me and there was little they called the pizzeria to order a pizza tuna. did not remember leaving the TV on. I sat beside him with his face all dirty from the explosion. I tried to take the remote control but the cat scratched my hand. I was full of scratches everywhere. I felt a shudder of cold and nausea. I assumed the 20 drops of Zerimov evening, I chose a clean corner on the floor down the hall, curled up in a blanket and delirium goodnight.

the next morning I woke up it was already noon.

just became aware of the awakening, I realized, not without surprise, that they have that strength, its living beings, which in recent weeks I thought I lost forever. kidney pain and legs were gone. I was finally healed.

I opened all the windows and I sit in my house the sun, the cool morning air was blown away resignation and fear.

addebitai that miraculous rebirth drug, erased resentment toward those bitter drops transparent, which now recognize the healing power throughout their grateful.

courses in the bathroom to take a shower. under running water rubbed my head, the neck, then shoulders, navel, ass, but when I passed the sponge on the groin pain like a little startled me.

I sat on the edge of the tub and accavallai legs to see what had caused that thick. horror and dismay. My scrotum was completely atrophied, emptied like a prune. there was an injury, a kind of incision is still fresh.

my balls were gone. I had screwed the balls.

screamed for a while '. then without drying my clothes in a panic, and after two minutes I was already in the car headed for the doctor's office.

what happened? Who did this to me? when?

parked in front of a no parking. the door of the doctor's office was open, I climbed on the first floor and entered the waiting room.

there was only an old man with hat and cane to wait his turn, sat on a red plastic chairs that stood out the doctor pallor of the walls. first walked up and down the room, then sat down too impatient trying to regain composure. I picked up a magazine from the glass table and opened it to a random page. Title: the Last Judgement in 10 years - Revelation Beyond the Wizard: After the box-office success of the Christmas movie that has devoted to the general public, the Magician Beyond announces his candidacy for President of the Liguria region and states: " The Liguria will not die, no existing provision of Liguria to the will of God, a charlatan and a tyrant who is not me. "

the doctor opened the door and came out a woman with the face of breast cancer.

- on the next. - Said the doctor from his office.

the old man put an eternity just to get up from his chair and began to alternate feet and stick with the same frequency of the seasons. there would never come to that port.

- sorry but it's urgent. - I said, and the anticipai with one click, while the old man stopped to curse as when scooters pass by to do the scaring.

I fell on my bed and exposure to dry scrotum doctor without getting lost in useless chatter.

- ah yes yes yes, - said the doctor. - But look at that stuff.

- what is it doctor?

- she is circumcised.

- already, but this is not the point.

- I see.

did not know what to say. I dismissed Zerimov prescribing drops and advised me to be seen by a veterinarian.

what could I do? call the police to report theft of genitals?

I got home just as I was released, with no testicles and no foreskin.

Poe, on his own, he was always lying on the couch watching television, with a strange grin painted on his face. I tried to take the remote control but threatened to cut off a phalanx. so I sat down and I saw Tom and Jerry with him.

half an hour later someone rang the doorbell. I went to open it. in front of me was a little boy, probably of Pakistani origin, with a helmet in hand and a red cap with a visor with the words ProntoPizza.

- it is she who ordered the pizza with tuna? - the boy asked.

- also give me - I answered. - Is the same.

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grandmother's Address to the Nation

Jesus was the first. entered the throne room of God under the weight of a heavy cross of solid wood, leaving behind a trail of blood and mud terrain. first the Lord did not pay any, because God in his chair collapsed and concentrated on the TV, then she saw him.

- what are you doing with that cross? - Churches.

- move. - Jesus replied, putting down his heavy burden in a corner of heaven.

- look what you've done on the ground, and now who cleans?

- I think I can. - Was the voice of St. Francis, just real front facing room barefoot and with a goldfinch on the shoulder.

- no thank you dear, - said the Lord. - I will do to Abraham.

goldfinch chirped something in St. Francis.

- Shut up. - He said.

order followed the Archangel Michael with sword in hand, San Patrignano in the arm with the sword, San Martino drunk red wine, St. Paul with a blank check, San Siro with a horn Stadium, San Daniele cut Finally, more flavor and San Carlo San Benedetto del Tronto, the main tourist resort in the Marche.

the Lord began to lose patience with the noise and disrespectful of the guests turned up the volume of the tv. Kong the monkey, the president of the Western states, was about to make his speech to the nation.

dragged the cage on the platform of victory and deliverance to the microphones in front of the president, who, undoing the buttons of the double-breasted blue and without getting lost in conversation, the young people performed well below six inches of dick, sending the crowd into raptures.

at that moment he entered the room blue Saint Lucia. anyone in the audience let out a whistle of appreciation and San Martino began to stagger toward her.

- wow - did. - What beautiful eyes you have! - And fell to the ground by driving over mud mixed with blood of the Savior. everyone laughed and continued to make noise.

- please - the Lord did. - Lowered his voice.

nothing to do.

John the Baptist, who was until then hidden behind a plant, he decided that this was the right time for action. gave it a shot, taking the bucket of holy water with both hands, and threw himself at Jesus Christ. when it was close enough threw the bucket at him, but Jesus saw the movement with the corner of his eye and a flash flood managed to dodge the baptismal font, which went to break entirely on the Lord God Almighty.

- ENOUGH! What the fuck! - The Lord did. - ALL OUT OF HERE! NOW!

saints mortified to the word of the head and left him alone in the divine celestial room now reduced to a poorly managed social center.

God looked around and lowered his arms to heaven. had to wash everything from top to bottom.

- ABRAHAM! - He shouted, and retrieved the chair position front of the TV.

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Professor

The classroom 3 of the Education Department Team Benedetta was ready and complete. all the wooden seats were occupied by young upwardly mobile agents but also by senior managers, willing to steal valuable time to assist in investigations while another lesson from Professor Landgmark.

his resume speaks for itself: Director of the Institute for Theoretical Physics in Berlin, founder of the Hundred of Experimental Medicine in St. Petersburg, the theoretical principle of involution of the species Landgmark model used a very wide range of human knowledge and recently adopted in the programming of TV listings, inventor of the technique of the Queen on horseback, with whom he was able to detonate a super computer dedicated to the game of chess in only three moves. he said to go mad for fat women with shoes and plenty of space between the incisors, and lard with fried mashed tripe.

finally did in the classroom entrance, greeted by a roaring noise of slaps in the face. Benedetta was old custom in the team to inflict a resounding slap in the face in the presence of these authorities, as to do the original sin of ignorance in the face of greatness.

who had never seen before Professor Landgmark generally not be disappointed. only one meter in height, another fifty centimeters in height of hair, a wry smile to give an age indecipherable, coat, yellowed by time and Franciscan sandals with white socks from German tourist camping in the southern Italy.

all were silent. only the shuffle of his sandals. Then there was silence deep as a vacuum and the professor stood before the chair, sniffed the air describing a semicircle with the tip of the nose and began to lecture.

- Testicles. - Exclaimed with emphasis tetesco.

no one dared frown.

- Te-sti-co-li, - spelled solfege hand. - Testicular, gentlemen.

lit the videolavagna projected on it and the cross section of a right testicle.

- atulto testis weight is about 30 Cramm, repent and are usually out of your body to stay iteale temperature for sperm production. their position in the scrotum is fariabile. turante sancue sexual excitement fills the stage sancuigni and testicles increase in folume before eiaculaziona are taken Ficino's body after eiaculaziona return to their position and their folume. same thing when you feel cold, or when you Profa anger, or intense fear. testes are antennas, and as you will soon discover, are also fostri best friends.

Landgmark paused and turned to the audience.

- you know what Afef together major players in Spartan army, Colosseum samples, Hannibal Barca of Carthage and Charlemagne?

but no one guessed the most fantasize about testicles big and heavy like ripe watermelons.

- this. - Landgmark said without hesitation and pressed the button on the projector to the next slide.

The image depicts another testicle, which is identical to the first but with a substantial difference. a stalk, a little twisted appendix implanted in his upper hemisphere.

- Hydatid of Morgagni, gentlemen.

the silence was broken by a savage buzz and a general state of agitation.

the professor had expected and enjoyed the spectacle of mass elation, it seemed that someone had set fire to chairs and floors of the offspring as young shellfish in the pot boils. then he had enough and took the lesson.

- Hydatid Prent its name from "His Majesty's Anatomy" Giambattista Morgagni, Italian anatomist and physician, the father of pathological anatomy, as well as excellent Latinist, botanist and archaeologist. datefi a slap.

the boys performed.

- it is small vesicular formation and structure of a compound is present in the duct of Muller, who sfiluppa in fie female genitalia, while man is in charge of regression. but in some cases, and foi the prof you're all here, there are exceptions.

was then that all those present understood to have something in common.

- no unique sympathomimetic tizionario Phaedra attribute any meaning to Hydatid disease, Hydatid of Morgagni but provides its lucky owner a nice feature: compatibility testicular this.

the professor pulled out of the pocket of the coat something that rests on the enlarger electronic and videolavagna was projected the image of a small metal rod.

- steel, steel bar trivial, banal small antenna.

Landgmark recovered the microantenna and motioned to someone who was seated at the left end of the first bench, inviting him to chair.

a breathtaking girl hair, velvet blacks, alabaster-skinned and delicious scar on his left eyebrow, rose from the ranks of heads and came sinuously to the professor, taking up one of those jars that are used for the urine test.

testicles all of these underwent a significant increase in volume and an approach to their bodies.

- Dr. Santacroce has recently recovered testes of candidates. Thanks doctor.

- duty, Professor.

Dr. Landgmark and gave the sample to retrieve the position to spearhead a sincere and testosterone prompting applause from the stadium.

the professor put the jar next all'ingranditore and opened it, exhumed the body of formaldehyde in aqueous solution and placed under the cone of light projecting lens full screen.

to that vision, the testes of the onlookers instantly deflate back to normal distance from the floor and the room was filled with a new less enthusiastic silence.

Landgmark wore latex gloves and began the installation of microantenna into the genital apparatus.

- reduced to ateguata lunchezza than Hydatid and properly oriented, will give microantenna nuofa patient perception of the landscape, a real sixth without, modulated by fiziche subjectification characteristics and attitudes of the bearer.

the final one was the least interesting part of the lesson. completed the installation, the device was put back in formaldehyde and returned into the hands of Dr. Santacroce.

- Doctor will return the parcel to clasp concerned. - Said Landgmark off the gloves and getting ready to leave the classroom.

- Today, many of foi afuto will answer many tomante, - he said - but just as many doubts and new questions have certainly taken their place. I can only advise foi giofani not in a hurry to get used to this eternal state of affairs, act secu fostro instinct and of course, fostre balls.

between the blows, and left the courtroom without another word.

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Shrimp Marco writes:

"Dear Dr. Landgmark

First of all I wanted to congratulate her for her perfect Italian.

Then I want to expose my problem. I am a man of 33 years and still suffer from acne, in its most terrible, the pure nodular. I tried creams with sulfur and detergents but my face still looks like a chewing gum. On Internet I read that the problem may be related to frequent masturbation practices. Can you confirm this thesis?'m desperate. may recommend alternative treatments? "

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I was the victim of an extremely unusual. in this case had suffered a theft in my apartment. I do not know how, but had managed to fool me to the bedroom. throughout the bedroom.

that night I came home early, I had made an ice shower because the water heater was pissed and when I went into the bedroom to retrieve a pair of underpants clean the room was gone. the whole room, including walls, floor and window.

what made me so cold, in the face of such a circumstance, it was the uniqueness of its nature and the extreme interest that arose.

someone rang the doorbell. I went to open the front door as Donald Duck, completely naked from the waist down.

was Lisa, in her arms with a large cardboard box packaging with a big red bow that tied the ribbon wrapped around the sides coarsely.

- you are circumcised. - Even before she looked healthy.

- do not you know? we've been together six months. - She always wanted to make love with the light off.

- congratulations. - She said handing me the box with a bow.

- it's not my birthday, and is not even Christmas.

- the most beautiful gifts are unexpected, no?

Lisa entered the house and put his box on the floor the kitchen.

- what is it? - I asked with a little 'nervous tension.

- there's only one way to know.

untied the ribbon and lifted up the lid of the box.

a cat. under a small blanket on the measure was a white cat with a black patch over his right eye. When I saw him raised her nose and greeted me with a hiss, then a cough and hid under the blanket.

- his name is Poe.

the cat slipped out of the pool again umbrage and seemed to reciprocate in the eyes of the girl.

was laconic: - I do not think either.

- has leukemia.

- even more so.

- not infect humans, only other cats, I can not keep it from me, and even from my friends because they have other cats in the house, and euthanasia costs a lot of money.

- Hang 'Em, do look like a suicide.

- I carry all the necessary expenses, will come here to give him the painkiller every day, but just wait.

- how long will it take?

- no more than a week. - Secured her.

prepared coffee, emptied the garbage on the table and we sat down to sip with feline leukemia in the box at the center of the room.

- I do not like cats. - I said fix it.

- sin beautiful woman who loves cats seize, the Germans say.

- but you a cat will not, take , says Garfield.

- that dick.

I had always said so. beginning it was much sweeter. the first two weeks we were biccioncini:

- you're my new potatoes.

- and you my grizzly bear.

- you are a strawberry tart.

- and you my mutton kebabs.

now calling me dick.

- I have scrubbed the bedroom. - I said.

- the bedroom? - She said. - In what sense?

- all over the bedroom, even the floor.

looked at me like I'm half-wit, and do not blame her.

- which means even the floor? tiles?

- No no, just the floor.

- that? see the tenants downstairs and they see you?

- you do not know how to explain, it is best if you see it in person.

Lisa went to see, I waited. I heard the bedroom door opened and a few seconds after it was closed.

Lisa returned to the kitchen and noticed that I was still naked.

- why are you circumcised? he asked.

stared at him, the disappearance of the bedroom not impressed at all.

- a child I had a foreskin phimosis.

- to you? Meaning? - And took place on the chair.

- the foreskin was not very flexible and it hurt me. the general practitioner had said that there is a little more practical rather than surgery. I undressed, I laid her down, took it between his fingers and turn our attention to the chatter gave him a rap.

- you. - She said a little 'sore a little' fun.

- but your were?

- is certainly my father did hold my legs and my mother's arms.

- poor.

- babe, deflowered by the bloody hands of my doctor generic. remember to keep scapocchiare is recommended, as this was before and we are healed up and over. it went like that, then I got circumcised. my kept asking if I continued to scapocchiarmi every single day.

- they've taken the word.

- what do you mean?

- well, before meeting me is not that many girls were born with.

finished my coffee. she was wonderful and I was crazy about her.

- we make love. - Judged.

- phew - she snorted, looking at his watch. - Where?

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the ultimate sacrifice

In the city of Ur lived a faithful and generous man who did his business, his name was Abraham.

God - Abraham!

Abraham - Oddi terror, who?

God - the LORD thy God.

Abraham - mine?

God - your own.

Abraham - pleasure.

God - Abraham, get out of your home and go to the distant land that I will show you.

Abraham - but Lord, I just finished arranging the stable.

God - you'll be the father of a great people, go.

Abraham - Lord, I can at least finish eating?

God - go.

And Abraham went with Sarah, his wife, laughing and joking begat Isaac.

arrived in the land of Canaan, The three settled and lived in happiness eating lichens and sacrificing goats to the lord.

God - Abraham!

Abraham - dick, but why cry? I'm here, what is it now?

God - Abraham, take your son Isaac, go to the mountain and the holocaust as a sacrifice to the Lord your God.

Abraham - seriously?

God - of course.

Abraham - what did together?

God - nothing.

Abraham - listen, I think I can, the swollen barrel.

God - has nothing to do.

Abraham - I put it on bread and water?

God - no. Go to the mountain and the holocaust as a sacrifice to the Lord.

Abraham - when?

God - you know when. now.

Abraham - by force?

God - Yes, for strength.

and Abram called his son Isaac.

Isaac - what is pa?

Abraham - Isaac, come with me, go to the mountain of the Holocaust.

Isaac - to do as pa?

Abraham - for a walk.

Isaac - but then you buy me ice cream pa?

Abraham - yes, but now let's go.

E when the sun touched the horizon of Egypt's desert, Abraham and Isaac reached the banquet of God, the altar of sacrifice.

Isaac - Daddy Daddy, why have that machete in hand?

Abraham - is a good luck charm. Isaac listens, I see a little 'tired, why do not you lie on this stone anointed with blood, next to the rotting carcass of the slaughtered goat last week at the Lord?

Isaac - ok pa.

Isaac lay down on the sacrificial stone and Abraham prevaricate putting to sharpen the blade of the machete, earning a few precious moments of parenthood. Then, came unsuspecting little body, with intent to deliver a true rap his little throat.

The sun, the line of the sunset lit up the valley perimeters fade away, while the hot blade already brushed the uncorrupted flesh of offspring, with closed eyes that dreamed of pistachio ice cream cones with double cream.
God - Abraham!

Abraham - Christ!

For the atrocious terror Abraham started, and the involuntary gesture of the hand wielding a machete gave sweet dreams to the end of the slain Isaac.

God - ... oh, wow. I ... just wanted to tell you ... that was a joke ..., sorry ... I did it on purpose.

Abraham - ...

God - you are very angry?

Abraham stood with heads bowed in silence, and the weather lent itself to a beautiful sunset, as a sign of a new covenant between man and God

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fragolotta80 writes:

"Dear Dr. Landgmark,

I am writing to ask for advice about a personal problem that is close to my heart.

are unfortunately suffering from a severe form of cellulitis sclerotic. Over the past two years I have undergone several sessions of iontophoresis and masoterapia, but to no avail. I live with my boyfriend in Puglia, William, we've been together 5 years and he's a bit 'overweight. As you may know, there is little work in Puglia, so young people have more time to marry and bear children. I too am unemployed and can not wait to get married. I have often stated my desire to William, but every time he changes the subject and starts talking about cosmetic surgery. I'm afraid of losing it. What can I do? "

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The sacred truth

threw the cigarette butt blazing over the curb and went into the room. in the usual fauna, have seen a documentary. all completely different from what it was in the manner and appearance half an hour before, when they were alone at home to prepare for the evening, their friends foot, armpit and asshole.

first round in circles, with acquaintances and strangers, looking for Lisa. then I saw it. beautiful hair, velvet blacks, clear skin of alabaster, a lovely scar on his left eyebrow, eu n fat purple abuse of alcohol to young people sitting in front of her. yet I could not hear his words, but I saw him get excited in an attempt to obtain something to tell your friends that night.

I approached the table and greeted her with a nod, not seen her for a month, it seemed past one year.

the fat instead seemed Lou Ferrigno .

- is he? - Lisa asked while sitting.

- yes, him - she said - I think. six lost weight?

- yes - I said - I started smoking.

- for you - Lou had expected, - I would not expect a girl like this all the time. - And rose from the table eclipsing strobe lights behind his stupid mole.

- I'd go for you instead of running to the bathroom and saw me, Lou. - And took a seat at the table by focusing on her. - Sorry for the delay.

she just raise an eyebrow with the scar. that crash.

feel touched his shoulder.

- sorry, would you mind repeating what you said? - Was the voice of Lou.

- no, - I said without looking back. - You understand very well.

imagined the idiot behind me, red-faced and furious of childish pride in his brain loop, undecided whether to smash your face or work of fiction.

without taking his eyes off Lisa, got the ticket in my pocket and leaned on the table. was his farewell letter.

- and what does this mean? - I asked.

- Ciccio means goodbye.

again warned the hunky finger tap on my shoulder.

- hey, dickhead. - Lou did.

- sorry boy - I said just turning around and looking with one eye. - It is better if you go to play with other children here ... if we're talking about things - and at that point lievitai the chair pulled by the collar of his jacket, he found himself face to face with the fat man, who, well loaded, right behind my back, I sent it by priority mail right on the snout.

least that's what he wanted, because what happened was that instead of the fat found himself with his arm behind his back, his face pressed to the fork on the table and bet the chips under the chin.

- then a boy - I said as calm as a Dalai Lama with muscle wasting. - What is it that you have to do now?

- go play with other children. - Lou guessed.

- but the first thing you need to do?

- a saw in the bathroom.

- very good. - I said almost proud of him. so I let go his grip and let him get away without being seen again.

finally alone.

- is over. - She repeated looking at the fork to the chips. - And it's late.

motioned to get up but froze gripping hand, and unable to come up with something better I decided to tell her everything, the sacred truth.

and started from the beginning.