God sat down disconsolate on the throne of existence, took off his shoes and lit a cigarette.
- I do not fine one. - Thought.
was working for about three months in vain for a new project palingenetic: Earthquake Universal.
took another look at the manual of Sciences of Destruction, and angrily threw him off unintentionally causing a tidal wave.
- Joseph. - Called.
- yes, my Lord. - Joseph presented himself before God, all the soot and dirt with a phalanx less.
- Joseph - the Lord did calmly and magnanimous. - The parameters convergence implosion were all wrong.
- but, my Lord ...
- is the third planet that we explode in a week.
- I understand Lord, but ...
- you have to understand that you have to let someone who will hand experience.
- is my Lord.
- not to mention the impact on the gravitational system. - Said God in his infinite mercy and Joseph was silent.
- Joseph, called Jesus, that I must speak.
- Joseph, called Jesus, that I must speak.
- yes my Lord and Master unchallenged.
- do not overdo Joseph.
- Yes, master. - And walked away.
awaiting his beloved son, God came to relax on the Sinai, and not to be photographed by tourists, took on the appearance of a bud of poppy shade of a large cypress tree.
few minutes later, a pair of young lovers, by dileguatasi medley and the mayhem of organized tourism, he found shelter from the blinding sun in the shadow of that big tree.
she was beautiful and fruitful womb, he was strong and strains generous, and neither had anything to say. facing each other is deprived of his clothes, as did St. Francis of his property some time ago, and came slowly to touch the bold, revealing their somatic quality, like Adam and Eve before.
he gently stroked her hair and a light hand pressure on the neck, the kindly suggested to follow the practice.
- love me? - Asked the girl.
- for nothing. - Replied the boy.
yet she leaned on him without any delay, so that all other thoughts vanish unnecessary by reason of both children and carefree as intimate as apes who comb.
all the time, flashed a huge exclamation point next to a bud of poppy in not more than two feet from them.
then the spell was broken, in a gush of semen, and the two lovers satisfied followed the trail back along the barren slopes of the sacred mountain.
the poppy bud was alone, in silence, and with creative talent, he began to ponder this eternal state of affairs.
I who invented the woman, I have never had one.
at that juncture, he heard footsteps coming of the path.
- father - said a voice. - Did you call me?
- oh, my son. yes, I've been waiting. Come, sit beside me. I'm sorry you know, I was over-thinking.
- over thought? - Churches Jesus with deep apprehension.
when God was thinking over something strange happened, as it was for the Crusades, the Inquisition and the Holocaust.
- yes, son. only depressed.
- what happened to his father, perhaps you have designed some new pandemic still difficult to sow panic and devastation?
- not only this son - said the Lord. - I lack inspiration. I feel alone.
- Alone? - Jesus is foreshadowed in the most inopportune of those present.
- yes son, I want a woman.
- but his father - did Jesus do with the patience that made him famous. - You are the man and the woman you are, you're good and evil, the more and less, mom and dad, ...
- no. I've decided. can I be the image of a hermaphrodite? can I call if I have not love I, for one complement, there is nothing more than to love myself? you'll come back to earth son, you'll find me a woman, and find beautiful blacks with their hair, green eyes and fair skin .
- my Lord and compassionate father of all the ideas you have crafted the dawn of time, this is surely the most extravagant.
- forget my son Adam, forget Adam. you will be back in the world, man be born again and die man, I hope take this opportunity to learn a bit 'of arithmetic, your father's flesh is a disaster.
- I do not like arithmetic.
- yes, you son of those two guys who just now have been lying here, in the shadow of this great cypress, it seems perfect. among other things, I understand that the male will become professor of mathematics.
- but my father and all-knowing Lord, what about the virginity of Mary?
- we are in the third millennium son, we do not believe anyone.
- is true - Jesus agreed - men no longer believe in anything anymore.
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