Egypt, 33 years later, at 8:00 am. the horde of Western tourists, not at all discouraged Galvanized by frequent terrorist attacks but from the price, had been poured on the sunny beaches of Sharm el Sheikh: adult parrotfish intent to drive out of their holes, kids happy to unrivet picconate bits of coral reefs along the shoreline of women planar arrays hot sun in search of adventure, while the Egyptian waiters systematically spat in cocktails before serving its guests.
everything seemed perfect.
N0144 agent was on the beach, lying on the bed, complete with sunglasses and Bermuda shorts with patterns of stars sea, calm and happy to sip cocktails with little umbrellas and colored sputum of Egypt.
- Sir, - said a waiter serving a breakfast of oysters. - I remind you that the tournament will begin one hour of beach volleyball, the entries are still open.
- Muhamed say what the fuck? - Did N0144. - I am against the sport. rather, what do you think to bring a bit 'of that enhanced good tobacco taste that you made me yesterday?
- yes sir, - and drew his best smile. - Then you like it?
- like it? I saw the sun was nearing the ground. not to burn alive I threw myself into the water and I affectionately embraced a parrotfish.
- in this case, sir, I advise caution with the stone fish, have spines, anal and pelvic very very stinging.
- do not be an asshole Muhamed.
- certainly sir. - And went to get a hookah without losing the grimace of a smile.
now all the waiters Egyptians found themselves with the same paraplegia, laughing, always, even when poured rivers of tears.
that was life, sun, sea and love of tobacco as it is improved.
've never seen beautiful girls on the shore that are not accompanied eyes to passersby? either. In fact, those N0144 could see they were just horrifying tardone or fat out of the question. better than a parrot fish.
have sex with parrot fish was already a nice habit to get used to the beach. They were gentle, passionate at the same time, though, because fitted mouth beak bone, little inclined to practice blowjob.
came tobacco and N0144 spipettare began as a nabob.
it was not long before they can receive first hallucinations: a boy, a hippie nostalgic seventies, he is parried by side, lay on the couch next to her, poured water from the jug resting the food tray and turned into cubalibre.
- Salvatore, just drink. - Underwear a woman's voice behind him.
- yes mom. - Made the long-haired.
N0144 looked back. There was a married couple about fifty, the chances are the parents of the boy, who was quiet in the sun under a thick layer of sunscreen.
- go for a swim. - The boy did.
- do not stray too far. - The mother is recommended.
N0144 took a couple of puffs and saw the hairy enhanced approach the shoreline to test the water temperature with the leg, take a dozen steps on the surface of the Red Sea without sinking an inch and then dive bomb in between the sketches and the noises of children shouting, "the little children come to me. "
N0144 stared at the mouthpiece of the hookah almost puzzled.
the father of the hippie, on his own, with puffed dried embarrassed.
- has always been a bit 'eccentric. - His mother said, turning to N0144. had probably noticed his curiosity. - Is the first time it is in Egypt?
- that I know yes, even for you?
- no, the second one. the first time, Salvatore was not yet born. we have reason to believe that it was specifically designed during that first holiday in Egypt. Today is his birthday, Salvatore turned 33 years old. - And almost a tear welled up.
- yes, 33 years - insisted his father with obvious disappointment. - And still goes around with long hair until ...
- Peppino! - Warned him his wife abruptly.
- and those shirts that hair metal just like him.
- my husband always complains. - Balancing the woman.
- ten years are being examined flunked math. - Says her husband.
- maybe the teacher is always nervous. - Did N0144.
- forget it, sir, is not able to even do simple multiplication.
- just Peppino, leave him alone. - When suddenly he heard a piercing scream come from the shore.
N0144 turned to the side and saw the long-haired come out from the water, struggling with a swollen foot on the sand like a suckling pig.
- ommioddio! - Said the mother. - The stonefish, please help him.
- do not worry madam, - said heroically N0144. - Will see the lifeguard will know better than anyone else what to do, here are all competent people he knows well his job. - And said that he noticed that the attendant was gone, and with him one of the fat guy with sweet eyes stranded on the shore.
thus compelled to his duty by the insistent demands of the woman, the bold N0144 stood up and shot in the belly, and systematic balls in the costume, walked toward the long-haired who continued to complain but not without cursing.
- good boy, - said the boy once reached N0144. - Were days that I would get up from the couch and have your legs a bit 'stiff, but if you're good maybe we can make it.
- whether you are blessed. - The boy did.
N0144 picked him up and hopping on the burning sand, he went to the infirmary.
Muhamed, just out from the kitchen with a tray of drinks in hand, he saw the two who staggered to the surgery.
- the stonefish has struck again. - Remarked.
- Kadir, - he said, turning to a colleague who was coming. - Please, spit in the cocktails that I have a dry throat.
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