the film that will make you cry tears brown
[The Morning]
the film that makes you shit tears brown
[next morning]
but with the chocolate you can have children?
[That]
Harry Potter SUĠĠETT nu!
[the now-forgotten Bobbie]
why the cinema was so brown
[Pasqualone the metalhead]
I tried to eat
[a Chiattone]
bocchinooooo! booooocchinooooooo!
[Vittorio Pisellone]
Year: '71 (on the wheel of Naples)
Directed by: The Catholic Church
based on the book of Man Brown.
In the 70's 'Chocolate man' was the center of a scandal known as the first film of the Catholic Church without pedopornozoofotologfilia scenes.
The film won eight Oscars, including best film, best cinematography (it's all shot from the top), Best Actress and Best ragazzamyspace ation.
Plot
Andrei Affancool, American father and a Russian mother, is a child of only 8 years.
Everyone calls him 'the Caserta' because when he began to speak he could only say ncul 'or cock! .
One day at school the turning point of his life: the classic theme of what you want to be great.
the same old stories: I want to be an astronaut, firefighter, the mad scientist, the fotologger, the kicker, the vellum, the smart girl, the president (no matter what, as long as president), and so on. Yes, there are those who wish to do so.
The teacher, a bit bewildered, he called the parents of Andrew.
I apologize but I think there is a problem.
your child grow up WANTS TO MAKE THE NEGRO.
The Negro. Andrei wants to become
NEGRO. E 'has always been his dream.
The public is wondering why all of this, when the child turns to the camera and exclaims
v'ita ago 'and vuost fuck! ncul 'or cock!
- My son Maronna but you wrote in the topic?
NEGROOOO mom I want to be!
- That's impossible, there will never !!!!!
can not deprive me of my dreams! I hate you I hate you odioooo
one day I'll show you .. I negroooooo
The boy runs away from home in tears, € 10 in his pocket and a dream.
few hours later throws the tray, which slows down the heavy drain, then put the dream in your pocket, close to 10 €.
After months of wandering and meditation, he began his training to become NEGRO.
48 minutes Rocky movie with the song looped up a nervous breakdown, while Andrei is exercised in the activities that can make a black man cleaning car windshields
cultivate cotton plantations (in memory of the first blacks)
listen to hip hop
dance like The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and his cousin Carlton
sell fake cd
use B instead of P and G instead of C
look at the filmography of George Isaac
say 'brother' to anyone buying
a can and scribbles on the walls to write off
dress
curl hair with curlers
play basketball on the street wearing gold chains
have a huge penis and so on. Yes
must also do so, if you want to be a Negro.
Years went by and nothing changes: Andrei is still white and his penis is always small.
One night in a dream Eddie Murphy, who laughs his way to half an hour and then disappears. From there, Andrei understands that there is nothing to be done, will never be a Negro.
Maybe mother was right. Maybe it really will never realize his dream, but which has the least experienced with all his might.
The film ends with Andrei that is covered with chocolate and travel the world, Where's My Car and surrounded by strawberries. How does a
Where's My Car to be attracted to a man of chocolate?
V'ITA FA 'VUOST and shit! NCUL 'O DICK!
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