Jews are stingy people, bearded scappellati.
For this reason, and were the favorites of God, because God is always right to the fucking dog, have always suffered. Or at least have always been a pose to have suffered.
Initially slaves were to save money. Celebrated the Passover with unleavened bread to save money and broke his teeth to save money. In reality they had no idea what it was Easter, but had no idea what was saving.
But one day he decided to free themselves from the Egyptians forced them to live in profile, the profile, and then walk with their arms in a zig zag profile. It forced them to spare.
was then that Moses built a robot capable of liberating them dressed in red and the open sea because the boat costs much.
From the fifth letter to Eros Ramazzotti Moses led them to the promised land.
From there they founded the state of Israel, based on noble values \u200b\u200bsuch as agriculture and conservation in their own language SPARAGNA. The first president was Abraham Lincoln Burrows, a man who in order to "SPARAGNA" killed his son Isaac Newton. I get two pelts of pubic hair and a lot of meat. Except for the thread.
One day God will punish the wounds because "SPARAGNA NOT 'ever made" and because they were always his favorite sacrificial victims.
Jews, lovers of victimization, were posing with friends.
see that God has made me Guà! I keep everything in his chest robbed!
Meanwhile became the richest people in the world even before the invention of money.
Then suddenly Jesus was born
The city was celebrating the birthday of the Nativity, where Jesus was born in fact had no idea what it was Christmas, but ate unleavened cake to save money. Jesus was born in the cold and frost, which is heated by the flatulence of an ox and a donkey. Carpenter father, mother, Madonna, famous singer of the time but decided to give birth without a key (like a virgin) and in a cave. In order to save. Meanwhile there were Aldo, Giovanni e Giacomo following a star as big as it cracked the mammeta Jesus gave came across The Sun, Heart and Love for good luck. And yet his leg.
Jesus was a myth. All treated him as a deity because he had never seen a jew blond with blue eyes.
also was a master of shadow puppetry.
guard 'guard' ... bread!
guard 'guard' ... fish!
then distributed free wine
take and drink from it.
drunk and everyone saw things and a multiplied muorto walking.
and all to do ooooooooooh as when at school it rains and all turn to the window as if raining cocks, nude or Swedish, or Swedish nude with cock.
Jews but were scapocchiati of mind and a little envious, a little to spare, took advantage of fair complexion and his love for kids to arrest him for "Michael Jackson", one of the most despicable of crimes' era.
No more bread. No more wine. No more Marcellino.
No more multiplications. No more muorto walking. No more "moonwalking on water.
Jesus gave it all away Caracciolo dragging with them a heavy cross, while all tamarri in the scooter will make fun of him.
ricchiòòòòò ricchiòòòòò
Sunday Jesus returned to life.
To exit from the tomb where he was buried, Jesus moved a huge boulder. A balloon.
So on Sunday to play football.
The resurrection was an unexpected historical value.
Since then, Jews had no idea what were the Easter and Christmas. Since then divided into two groups: those who believed that Jesus was really just a prophet but as a blonde and the other those who do not could more than unleavened bread and Passover that they wanted the kid with casatiello and Patane.
Both groups can be found on facebook.
Word of the Lord of friarielli.
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The resurrection was an unexpected historical value.
Since then, Jews had no idea what were the Easter and Christmas. Since then divided into two groups: those who believed that Jesus was really just a prophet but as a blonde and the other those who do not could more than unleavened bread and Passover that they wanted the kid with casatiello and Patane.
Both groups can be found on facebook.
Word of the Lord of friarielli.
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