Friday, April 10, 2009

Sample Commercial Eases

the chronicles of Anagni



There are a magician, a thief, a goblin, an elf, a ghibellino, princess, ogre, a pig, a down, a pole and a Neapolitan.
The thief is not Naples, the Neapolitan is not a thief. Not for another is a fantasy tale.

The Neapolitan
the magician 'or ma' or ma t 'face' or play .. you see the roof of that building? if you give me a euro climb above us. if I can I'll take the €
The magician takes the Neapolitan put the euro on the ground and rises above us.
'or ma' or magician but you do tant quant Strunz

The Wizard goes on a rampage and sends Maradona to work with Inter.
The Neapolitan goes on a rampage and sends the magician to work with Maradona.
The Wizard goes on a rampage and sends the Neapolitan to work.
The Neapolitan is very angry and sends 10 friends in the house of the magician.
The Wizard goes on a rampage and do the magic: the 10 friends turn against the Neapolitan, who takes the bad.
The Neapolitan is everything BET blood in an alley, they pass the elf and the Ghibellines, the gay couple in the village.
oh my God what have they done?
- the magician got me beat, but the first slap I gave you!
want to take you home and take care of you? [wink wink]
- ooooooo ricchiòòòòòòòòòò
and run, soaring on a pig who was passing by-case basis. The scooters have yet to invent them.

After a few hours down the ogre to be the usual tour of the village, with its clumsy gait and scratched his ass.
- BUUUUUUURP! erupts the ogre
that trivial gesture! that sad moment!
exclaimed the princess, she trovatasi to go from there by chance.
FIET that 'a pest! Naples screams, soaring on the hog.
The ogre wants to wheelie on the princess.

Halfway through the journey of the discussion on rutton Dirty ogre, an image takes shape to the horizon: a horse. On a knight under Cicciolina.
Knight approaches, the horse intosta, Cicciolina enjoys the suppository.
Orc .. Orc .. 'Ogre God!
exclaims Cicciolina, who has run unbeaten in hunting down the horse.
Orc .. I come from far away to tell you that your zozzone maaaadreee
the ogre is like an ogre, when he passes the goblin, who teases him snickering
MAMMT AHHAH SEMP MAMMT AHHAH

While everyone is caught by surprise, the thief goes and steals all well zizza females without getting sgam.
Everyone thinks that was the Neapolitan and go looking.


The story ends with the Neapolitan while fleeing an angry mob chases him, m anganelli hand and Benny Hill soundtrack.













And down?
As long remained in a corner screaming
ANAAAAAAAAAAGNI .. AAAAAAGNAAAAGNIIIII .. GNAAAAAGNIIII


And the pole?
t'o NCUL KEY!
Naples screams, soaring on the hog.

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