that night I came home early, I had made an ice shower because the water heater was pissed and when I went into the bedroom to retrieve a pair of underpants clean the room was gone. the whole room, including walls, floor and window.
what made me so cold, in the face of such a circumstance, it was the uniqueness of its nature and the extreme interest that arose.
someone rang the doorbell. I went to open the front door as Donald Duck, completely naked from the waist down.
was Lisa, in her arms with a large cardboard box packaging with a big red bow that tied the ribbon wrapped around the sides coarsely.
- you are circumcised. - Even before she looked healthy.
- do not you know? we've been together six months. - She always wanted to make love with the light off.
- congratulations. - She said handing me the box with a bow.
- it's not my birthday, and is not even Christmas.
- the most beautiful gifts are unexpected, no?
Lisa entered the house and put his box on the floor the kitchen.
- what is it? - I asked with a little 'nervous tension.
- there's only one way to know.
untied the ribbon and lifted up the lid of the box.
a cat. under a small blanket on the measure was a white cat with a black patch over his right eye. When I saw him raised her nose and greeted me with a hiss, then a cough and hid under the blanket.
- his name is Poe.
the cat slipped out of the pool again umbrage and seemed to reciprocate in the eyes of the girl.
was laconic: - I do not think either.
- has leukemia.
- even more so.
- not infect humans, only other cats, I can not keep it from me, and even from my friends because they have other cats in the house, and euthanasia costs a lot of money.
- Hang 'Em, do look like a suicide.
- I carry all the necessary expenses, will come here to give him the painkiller every day, but just wait.
- how long will it take?
- no more than a week. - Secured her.
prepared coffee, emptied the garbage on the table and we sat down to sip with feline leukemia in the box at the center of the room.
- I do not like cats. - I said fix it.
- sin beautiful woman who loves cats seize, the Germans say.
- but you a cat will not, take , says Garfield.
- that dick.
I had always said so. beginning it was much sweeter. the first two weeks we were biccioncini:
- you're my new potatoes.
- and you my grizzly bear.
- you are a strawberry tart.
- and you my mutton kebabs.
now calling me dick.
- I have scrubbed the bedroom. - I said.
- the bedroom? - She said. - In what sense?
- all over the bedroom, even the floor.
looked at me like I'm half-wit, and do not blame her.
- which means even the floor? tiles?
- No no, just the floor.
- that? see the tenants downstairs and they see you?
- you do not know how to explain, it is best if you see it in person.
Lisa went to see, I waited. I heard the bedroom door opened and a few seconds after it was closed.
Lisa returned to the kitchen and noticed that I was still naked.
- why are you circumcised? he asked.
stared at him, the disappearance of the bedroom not impressed at all.
- a child I had a foreskin phimosis.
- to you? Meaning? - And took place on the chair.
- the foreskin was not very flexible and it hurt me. the general practitioner had said that there is a little more practical rather than surgery. I undressed, I laid her down, took it between his fingers and turn our attention to the chatter gave him a rap.
- you. - She said a little 'sore a little' fun.
- but your were?
- is certainly my father did hold my legs and my mother's arms.
- poor.
- babe, deflowered by the bloody hands of my doctor generic. remember to keep scapocchiare is recommended, as this was before and we are healed up and over. it went like that, then I got circumcised. my kept asking if I continued to scapocchiarmi every single day.
- they've taken the word.
- what do you mean?
- well, before meeting me is not that many girls were born with.
finished my coffee. she was wonderful and I was crazy about her.
- we make love. - Judged.
- phew - she snorted, looking at his watch. - Where?
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