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the ultimate sacrifice

In the city of Ur lived a faithful and generous man who did his business, his name was Abraham.

God - Abraham!

Abraham - Oddi terror, who?

God - the LORD thy God.

Abraham - mine?

God - your own.

Abraham - pleasure.

God - Abraham, get out of your home and go to the distant land that I will show you.

Abraham - but Lord, I just finished arranging the stable.

God - you'll be the father of a great people, go.

Abraham - Lord, I can at least finish eating?

God - go.

And Abraham went with Sarah, his wife, laughing and joking begat Isaac.

arrived in the land of Canaan, The three settled and lived in happiness eating lichens and sacrificing goats to the lord.

God - Abraham!

Abraham - dick, but why cry? I'm here, what is it now?

God - Abraham, take your son Isaac, go to the mountain and the holocaust as a sacrifice to the Lord your God.

Abraham - seriously?

God - of course.

Abraham - what did together?

God - nothing.

Abraham - listen, I think I can, the swollen barrel.

God - has nothing to do.

Abraham - I put it on bread and water?

God - no. Go to the mountain and the holocaust as a sacrifice to the Lord.

Abraham - when?

God - you know when. now.

Abraham - by force?

God - Yes, for strength.

and Abram called his son Isaac.

Isaac - what is pa?

Abraham - Isaac, come with me, go to the mountain of the Holocaust.

Isaac - to do as pa?

Abraham - for a walk.

Isaac - but then you buy me ice cream pa?

Abraham - yes, but now let's go.

E when the sun touched the horizon of Egypt's desert, Abraham and Isaac reached the banquet of God, the altar of sacrifice.

Isaac - Daddy Daddy, why have that machete in hand?

Abraham - is a good luck charm. Isaac listens, I see a little 'tired, why do not you lie on this stone anointed with blood, next to the rotting carcass of the slaughtered goat last week at the Lord?

Isaac - ok pa.

Isaac lay down on the sacrificial stone and Abraham prevaricate putting to sharpen the blade of the machete, earning a few precious moments of parenthood. Then, came unsuspecting little body, with intent to deliver a true rap his little throat.

The sun, the line of the sunset lit up the valley perimeters fade away, while the hot blade already brushed the uncorrupted flesh of offspring, with closed eyes that dreamed of pistachio ice cream cones with double cream.
God - Abraham!

Abraham - Christ!

For the atrocious terror Abraham started, and the involuntary gesture of the hand wielding a machete gave sweet dreams to the end of the slain Isaac.

God - ... oh, wow. I ... just wanted to tell you ... that was a joke ..., sorry ... I did it on purpose.

Abraham - ...

God - you are very angry?

Abraham stood with heads bowed in silence, and the weather lent itself to a beautiful sunset, as a sign of a new covenant between man and God