said "Poe's dying, you keep it, I can not." he said "do not worry, he's only a week old." a month after his shelter in my house, the cat had fully recovered, while I was sick of something that the doctor failed to diagnose. merely prescribe Zerimov drops, the same cat, so he became useless.
for comfort I was his grandmother, a block from my apartment. some words of comfort, maybe a warm cup of tea, but my grandmother had opted for the limoncello. his limoncello was famous because he saw the dark and when you pour the glasses began to tremble.
we ended up half a bottle.
- came just after good is it? - And she was paid.
- just Grandma, do not take it anymore. - I did and she opened the chocolate liqueur.
when I got up from his chair seemed to be in a particle accelerator. an atom on the floor and smashed into it I found Mino Reitano.
- what the hell are you doing there?
- What are you doing there.
tried to escape, I had the door when my grandmother kept me water balloon of sambuca. guadagnai then exit.
when we got home I slipped the key into the lock, usually had to play around 'before you unlock it, but the door opened by itself from within. I opened wide the Poe sculettare and saw the entrance door to the kitchen as if the door had opened it, but maybe I was just drunk and sick.
I closed in and threw away the key from the balcony, where I would still want to come out. I went into the dining room to turn the water heater, crushed the switch and that broke me in the face without scruples. New Year's Eve for a moment was in my house.
if the objects in pain at times breaking things.
Poe in the meantime had taken over the sofa, he sat slumped in front of the TV without worrying about me and there was little they called the pizzeria to order a pizza tuna. did not remember leaving the TV on. I sat beside him with his face all dirty from the explosion. I tried to take the remote control but the cat scratched my hand. I was full of scratches everywhere. I felt a shudder of cold and nausea. I assumed the 20 drops of Zerimov evening, I chose a clean corner on the floor down the hall, curled up in a blanket and delirium goodnight.
the next morning I woke up it was already noon.
just became aware of the awakening, I realized, not without surprise, that they have that strength, its living beings, which in recent weeks I thought I lost forever. kidney pain and legs were gone. I was finally healed.
I opened all the windows and I sit in my house the sun, the cool morning air was blown away resignation and fear.
addebitai that miraculous rebirth drug, erased resentment toward those bitter drops transparent, which now recognize the healing power throughout their grateful.
courses in the bathroom to take a shower. under running water rubbed my head, the neck, then shoulders, navel, ass, but when I passed the sponge on the groin pain like a little startled me.
I sat on the edge of the tub and accavallai legs to see what had caused that thick. horror and dismay. My scrotum was completely atrophied, emptied like a prune. there was an injury, a kind of incision is still fresh.
my balls were gone. I had screwed the balls.
screamed for a while '. then without drying my clothes in a panic, and after two minutes I was already in the car headed for the doctor's office.
what happened? Who did this to me? when?
parked in front of a no parking. the door of the doctor's office was open, I climbed on the first floor and entered the waiting room.
there was only an old man with hat and cane to wait his turn, sat on a red plastic chairs that stood out the doctor pallor of the walls. first walked up and down the room, then sat down too impatient trying to regain composure. I picked up a magazine from the glass table and opened it to a random page. Title: the Last Judgement in 10 years - Revelation Beyond the Wizard: After the box-office success of the Christmas movie that has devoted to the general public, the Magician Beyond announces his candidacy for President of the Liguria region and states: " The Liguria will not die, no existing provision of Liguria to the will of God, a charlatan and a tyrant who is not me. "
the doctor opened the door and came out a woman with the face of breast cancer.
- on the next. - Said the doctor from his office.
the old man put an eternity just to get up from his chair and began to alternate feet and stick with the same frequency of the seasons. there would never come to that port.
- sorry but it's urgent. - I said, and the anticipai with one click, while the old man stopped to curse as when scooters pass by to do the scaring.
I fell on my bed and exposure to dry scrotum doctor without getting lost in useless chatter.
- ah yes yes yes, - said the doctor. - But look at that stuff.
- what is it doctor?
- she is circumcised.
- already, but this is not the point.
- I see.
did not know what to say. I dismissed Zerimov prescribing drops and advised me to be seen by a veterinarian.
what could I do? call the police to report theft of genitals?
I got home just as I was released, with no testicles and no foreskin.
Poe, on his own, he was always lying on the couch watching television, with a strange grin painted on his face. I tried to take the remote control but threatened to cut off a phalanx. so I sat down and I saw Tom and Jerry with him.
half an hour later someone rang the doorbell. I went to open it. in front of me was a little boy, probably of Pakistani origin, with a helmet in hand and a red cap with a visor with the words ProntoPizza.
- it is she who ordered the pizza with tuna? - the boy asked.
- also give me - I answered. - Is the same.
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